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[jean-the-cowface]

you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

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100 trans/genderqueer musicians

Bands

Against Me! (rock, folk punk) (x)

The Oozes (punk) (x)

The Hirs Collective (metal, grindcore) (x)

GEL (hardcore punk) (x)

Urn (hardcore punk) (x)

The Black Dresses (noise pop, hardcore hyperpop) (x)

Party Ghost (rock) (x)

Lagrimas (hardcore punk, scream punk) (x)

Doll Skin (rock) (x)

Dazey and the Scouts (rock, indie) (x)

G.L.O.S.S. (hardcore punk) (x)

Dog Park Dissidents (punk rock) (x)

She/Her/hers (rock) (x)

Deli Girls (hardcore electronic) (x)

Dream Nails (punk rock) (x)

Sarah and the Safe Word (rock, dark cabaret) (x)

Pinkie Promise (punk rock) (x)

B. Fraser (emo) (x)

Newgrounds Death Rugby (emo) (x)

Scowl (hardcore punk) (x)

Feminazgul (black metal) (x)

Sports Bra (dream pop, light rock) (x)

Club Sofa (indie pop) (x)

The Cost ov Living (grindcore, harsh noise) (x)

Kuromy (punk) (x)

The Sonder Bombs (indie, pop) (x)

Lidocaine (rock) (x)

I'm letting unseen forces take the wheel (cybergrind) (x)

Gum Disease (punk) (x)

Cam Girl (rock, trash rock) (x)

Gully Boys (grunge pop) (x)

Arcadia Grey (sparkle punk) (x)

Schmekel (folk punk) (x)

Destructo Disk (punk rock) (x)

User Unauthorized (hardcore punk) (x)

The Spook School (indie pop) (x)

Pinkshift (emo) (x)

Glass Beach (emo) (x)

Butch Baby (light rock) (x)

VIAL (indie punk) (x)

Sister Wife Sex Strike (folk punk) (x)

homewrecker. (metal, hardcore punk) (x)

Mega Mango (indie rock) (x)

Keep For Cheap (prarie rock) (x)

Steam Powered Giraffe (cabaret, steampunk) (x)

Thotcrime (grindcore, cybergrind) (x)

Whirlybird (indie pop) (x)

Kampsport (hardcore punk) (x)

Um Jennifer? (alt-rock, punk) (x)

Scarlet Demore (alt-rock) (x)

HappyHappy (folk, folk-punk) (x)

Queen Zee (punk) (x)

Grumpy Plum (slop pop) (x)

Cheap Perfume (punk) (x)

Pollyanna (power-pop, rock) (x)

Ballista (metalcore) (x)

Faetooth (fairy doom, metal) (x)

Lacerated (death metal) (x)

Fortuna Malvada (hardcore punk) (x)

Peach Rings (bedroom power-pop) (x)

Solo Artists

Laura Jane Grace (rock, folk punk) (x)

Left at London (pop) (x)

ZAND (pop, ugly pop) (x)

Ada Rook (hardcore electronic) (x)

Ms. White (pop) (x)

Rett Madison (indie, folk) (x)

Murder Person for Hire (folk) (x)

Backxwash (rap, industrial hip hop) (x)

LustSickPuppy (electronic, rap) (x)

Babylungs (electronic, rap) (x)

Human Kitten (folk punk) (x)

Harley Poe (folk punk) (x)

Ewy (emo, folk punk) (x)

Averstaskta (instrumental) (x)

Andie Schoen (indie) (x)

Elliot Lee (dark pop, electronic rock) (x)

Urias (hip hop, ballroom) (x)

Twink Obliterator* (cybergrind) (x)

Rio Romeo (cabaret punk, indie) (x)

Knife Girl (art pop, indie) (x)

Alexander James Adams (folk) (x)

Starmaxx (pop) (x)

Sofya Wang (pop, alt-R&B) (x)

Boy Jr (indie/alt pop) (x)

Medusa (revenge pop, hip-hop) (x)

Mal Blum (singer-songwriter, folk) (x)

Gina Young (riot grrrl) (x)

Petra Fiyd (indie pop) (x)

awfultune (bedroom pop) (x)

Quinn Hills (alternative pop) (x)

Femtanyl (electronic) (x)

Vivivivivi (electronic, glitchcore) (x)

Lilac Boy (glitchcore) (x)

Rosie Tucker (indie rock) (x)

Ryan Cassata (singer-songwriter) (x)

Pain Chain (noise, synth) (x)

In Love With A Ghost (electronic, lo-fi) (x)

Alice Longyu Gao (hyperpop) (x)

Prophetic Nightmares (ambient synthwave) (x)

Saint Wellesley (indie folk) (x)

[jean-the-cowface]

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

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Just had someone contact me on my old Fanfiction.net account (that I have made 3 incredibly short fics back in late 2015 (?!)) try to con me into commissioning them for AI art.

They’re all “hi I’d like to talk about your story more” and it’s like ok I’ll humor this, then you get to Discord, they’re like “I’m an artist I can draw for you” I’m like “I’m also an artist that’s not necessary”. Them: “give me a chance, my prices are lower than others”

Anyways I reverse google searched their profile pic because anyone who has art that good 1) knows better, or 2) it’s AI (the art style for the shading was inconsistent between the clothes and the skin so I was already suspicious, that with the fact that their messages read like a chatbot)

And anyways and it linked back to an NSFW “AI artist” patreon. Get fucked mate

Be warned I guess? Talked with my partner and he was like “yeah it sounds like some get rich quick AI trick where they scrape old websites”

[jean-the-cowface]

Just had someone contact me on my old Fanfiction.net account (that I have made 3 incredibly short fics back in late 2015 (?!)) try to con me into commissioning them for AI art.

They’re all “hi I’d like to talk about your story more” and it’s like ok I’ll humor this, then you get to Discord, they’re like “I’m an artist I can draw for you” I’m like “I’m also an artist that’s not necessary”. Them: “give me a chance, my prices are lower than others”

Anyways I reverse google searched their profile pic because anyone who has art that good 1) knows better, or 2) it’s AI (the art style for the shading was inconsistent between the clothes and the skin so I was already suspicious, that with the fact that their messages read like a chatbot)

And anyways and it linked back to an NSFW “AI artist” patreon. Get fucked mate

Be warned I guess? Talked with my partner and he was like “yeah it sounds like some get rich quick AI trick where they scrape old websites”

[jean-the-cowface]

getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now

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[video description: two tiktoks side by side. the original tiktok is a person cosplaying riker from star trek: the next generation. the video is labeled “riker maneuver by difficulty.” the duet video is jonathan frakes reacting. a larger caption says “starfleet’s finest meets starfleet’s funniest 🖖 ”]

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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Through gritted teeth: my first draft is allowed to be awful. My first draft is allowed to be awful. My first draft is allowed to be awful.

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i am capable of vaguely intending to do something for years at a time while also never ever getting around to it, which is mortifying – oh, how long can this continue? forever. unless something is done.

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This is a bit of a reach but does anyone happen to have that one post that’s goes something like “you know someone is a homestuck artist because they always draw hair like this with a little flick”? Google doesn’t know what I’m on about

I need it for.. personal reasons (definitely not designing OCs and Doing It Again, no sir, would never do that)

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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Ok so I know the whole “opening menstrual pads in the public bathroom, hehe sounds like opening snacks/chips” joke

But tell me why yesterday I go into the stall in the Munich airport and. Chips on the ground.. open bag of chips on the wall behind the toilet.,, Like man y’all really been eating chips and no one told me?? 😭