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i still think one of the funniest jokes i ever did was back during the 2020 election cycle i put a bernie sanders logo on a conscientious objector and just ran around 2fort as scout spamming the "go left" voice command

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things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’

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No other website could ever possibly bind mutuals together stronger than tumblr. It's like this: I'm scrolling past your art which is beautiful and warm I love it I hope you get on the trending page, oh you finally posted your fic i'm so proud of you, i'm sorry that you're having a hard time with work, school or you think you're hard to love, you're not because I love you and it's so easy. you're being silly tonight on the dash, it's good to see you after your hiatus. I also like that ship, they're keeping me up at night, can you share your joy with me? I saw your tags on my post, did you see me like it? hey it's been months and I've grown quite fond of you. see you tomorrow, same time or perhaps when the sun rises for me and sets for you. Isn't that wonderful?

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I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

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Real tho.

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot

[javida]

So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

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Guess Who: Star Trek Edition

spock, sarek, saru, and alexander have been eliminated!

Time for round five... Remember to answer for the same character you chose last round! (If you chose a character that was eliminated but you still want to play, you can choose a new character)

*NOT NECESSARILY WITH THE SAME ACTOR*

It's easier to list those who *haven't*: elim garak, tasha yar, b'elanna torres, harry kim, edith keeler, and damar (and arex, shran, zero, saru, t'pol, dathon, and alexander)

Check the comments if you're not sure!

For those who are interested, I've listed the other characters and their various appearances under the cut.

Tune in tomorrow for round six! :D

nyota uhura: TOS, TAS, DS9, SNW, PROD

[EMH: VOY, PROD, DS9 (sort of)]

miles o'brien: TNG, DS9

julian bashir: DS9, TNG

chris chapel: TOS, TAS, SNW

a tribble: TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, ENT, DIS, PIC, LWD, PROD (we can't be sure it's the same tribble but we can't be sure it's not, either...)

[d'vana tendi: LWD, SNW]

geordi la forge: TNG, VOY, PIC

[spock: TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, DIS, PROD, SNW]

quark: TNG, DS9, VOY, LWD

hikaru sulu: TOS, TAS, VOY, LWD

[janeway: VOY, PROD]

amanda: TOS, TAS, DIS, LWD

[sarek: TOS, TAS, TNG, DIS]

[jim kirk: TOS, TAS, DS9, SNW]

[odo: DS9, PROD]

ro laren: TNG, PIC

[mariner: LWD, SNW]

t'pring: TOS, SNW

[deanna troi: TNG, ENT, PIC, LWD]

scotty: TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, PROD, SNW

[data: TNG, PIC, LWD (sort of)]

surak: TOS, ENT

if i've got any wrong then i'm sorry 😔 of course i got all the info from memory alpha. i've included the holograms that appeared in prodigy (but not in PIC, for example) because that's a recurring part of the show and it's not just a recording of them? whereas tasha's hologram in PIC was the same one that was in TNG (i think? lmk if that's wrong!)

also while we're chatting, isn't it weird that jim is in so few shows??? even though sh*tner is still alive (and therefore able to make an appearance, even just through voice)... maybe i've just answered my own question 🥴 i supposed in universe it's because he was 'dead' and he's only just been introduced in the prequels.

anyway. thank you to everyone who's told me they're enjoying this little game, i'm glad the idea is a hit, it's fun to do from my side too :] bye

[javida]

Guess Who: Star Trek Edition

jim kirk, shran, and dathon have been eliminated!

Time for round four... Remember to answer for the same character you chose last round! (If you chose a character that was eliminated but you still want to play, you can choose a new character)

The ambassadors are: spock, sarek, saru, and alexander*

Tune in tomorrow for round five! :D

[*Alexander becomes an ambassador in a novel (orion's hounds) but i think we can all agree that it counts and they should make it canon]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Jack Dee and Rosie Jones stand side by side in the studio. Rosie says, "I would say, 'Good luck, Jacky,' and if you want to beat me, a disabled girl..." She holds up her hands as Jack leans back laughing. End ID.]

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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

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Star Trek Deep Space Nine "The Sword of Kahless"

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THE WIZARD OF OZ 1939 | dir. Victor Fleming

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