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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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Literally how does your mind work 😟

? it doesnt

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Peace and love on planet earth........

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getting older as a kid is like yippee!! wahoo yay!! but then immediately as u enter ur early twenties ur like whoa lol hold on wait wait hold upa minute stop

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rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

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mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

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full thing on my 18+ twitter here