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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

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They should remove this guy from the game

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My salmon bag I finished last night, wanted to make something for myself for once. This is what I came up with.

Enjoy!

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i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation

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its the nature of spec bio worldbuilding for this thing to eventually show up

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So if we take the color off-

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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.

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From Star Wars: Republic #53

There doesn’t seem to be any content for one of the coolest Jedi ladies, so. Master Fay in her one comics appearance, where she’s simultaneously acknowledged as one of the oldest, most powerful Jedi and then pointlessly killed off so Obi-Wan can have an angst moment.

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem