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Come on man you can’t make me read about such an emotional topic and then throw that picture into the slide

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Posting a Tiktok I really enjoy since she’s going away 😔

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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

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"MORPHEUS IS KISSING NEO!"

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The Great Meteor Storm of 1833

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look whom have retourned home after pettinge other cats.

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Retriever lore

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everyone with functioning testes should know that you probably have some two-headed, two-tailed, and even scrunckly swimmers inside of you at this very moment

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Btw when people say "if you want to be a writer you need to read a lot of books" that means bad books too. This applies to all creative mediums and also even if you don't want to make it you should immerse yourself in some mediocre slop here and there and even abysmal dogshit on occasion. As a fan of the medium. If all you eat is perfect A5 wagyu prepared by a Michelen star chef youre gonna end up thinking a well cooked and seasoned grocery store ribeye is basically dog food and this is the path to spiritual rot

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average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

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Jonathan Sims

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