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It’s Remus Lupin’s birthday! Have YOU fulfilled your legal obligation(s) of listening to David Bowie and/or smoking a cigarette and/or eating a Mars bar and/or kissing your freak goth bf what who said that

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Never let them know your next move

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This is where I post from

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Niki: So I am Romanian Cassaras: Oh, I have one friend in Romania. He is a little older than me Niki: What is his name? Cassaras: Dracula Niki: Cassaras: Niki: Cassaras: I'm just joking. Niki: Oh… Cassaras: Dracula is his last name, his first name is Vlad --- Dracula: I'll drink your blood Cassaras: Cassaras: That's kinda gay, Vlad

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Cassaras: coughs Cassaras: Is it because of the drug I smoke? Is it because I spend most of my time in cold water? Am I dying? We'll never know. Thea: Thea: Are you okay?

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In my debates club, we played associations and we somehow ended on 'male prostitute' and a boy said:

Med student who wants to pay his bills

Which lead to me the thought. Orion was once a med student. Is that how he met Jinx?! /J

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2015 hamilton photos from set designer david korins that i like looking at

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When you have your Hamilton playlist on shuffle and “The world was wide enough” is followed up with “The story of tonight”

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this is the most jegulus variant that ever varianted and i cannot and will not ever get over it

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Regulus is so real bc if I met some beef cake with a heart of gold I too would autism myself into his pants

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'Sirius is masc!' 'Sirius is fem!' Sirius is dead.

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I literally explained Ao3 to my dad

“so what are you hyperfixated on these days” my mom said to me in the car today, i sigh sadly, looking out the window and leaning on my hand.

“you don’t have to tell me but-“

“harry potter.” i cut her off sadly.

and then i proceeded to tell her about the marauders at 8 in the morning.

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I love this 😭🤚

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Bonus:

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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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The Alchemist, the Illusionist and the Necromancer - I feel like they would totally have a threesome

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every word EXACTLY how i feel

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Please. For the love of all that is holy.

I'm CACKLING