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you: surprise motherfucker

me, an intellectual: unforeseen oedipus

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Unf

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My favorite thing is that you can shorten the names of these games to Pokémon S&M. Bless.

HOO MAMA

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ARE YOU THE DANKEST MEME?

That title belongs to our lord and saviour Harambe

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when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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whoever put me in charge of roadtrip music probably just made the worst mistake of their life

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Green Text Story no. 186: “Farm Raised”

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one day, hollywood will cast a reasonable, down-to-earth person to play the joker. just a normal guy with a sensible separation between his identities on and off the screen

“yeah, it’s a fun role. I really get to chew the scenery, which is not the kind of part that I normally do, so I enjoy the change of pace”, he opines, probably while holding a cute dog

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Tumblr for me is one of the weirdest social media. Like, I want to post stuff here because I have a limited audience, but at the same time I'm not sure if I'm going to get flack from random people for any shit I say. It's kinda just for me. I don't want the social pressure of trying to get noticed on here. And I know I have friends that follow me, and I don't know if I'm going to list stuff that might be related to them, and that seems really passive aggressive. Fuck man. I'm just in a really weird space.

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Happy Valentine’s Day guys(:

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I laughed so hard at this

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dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive

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when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

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reminder the friend zone isnt real its 2016 if u still think the friend zone is real what are u doing