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Tattoo Help!!!

I have an idea for a tattoo to honor my best friend who I lost last year. Unfortunately I have absolutely no artistic ability. Can anyone help me find someone who can help me. I have never done this before, so I'm not sure how it works. Any help or recommendations would be appreciated!

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I could totally chill with gir...j/s

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Love

The French Mistake

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If Mary, Molly, Greg, John, Sherlock, and Mycroft had Snapchat.

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∞ Scenes of Sherlock

One condition. Take all the credit.

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😆🤗😆😆😆😆🤗😍

I just started thinking about Gabriel!Sam

You know, like Gabriel wearing Sam’s vessel and I just can’t get it out of my head

Gabriel: “Blah blah I’m tall and brooding – DEAAAANN! CAAAASSSSS!”

Dean: “Gabe, I swear to god”

Gabriel: “Damn, you’ve got some long ass legs Sammy.” *inhales* “The air is MUCH cleaner up here. Sammich. Samsquatch. Samana banana–”

Sam(because you know, he’s awake in there): “Shut the hell up already!”

Gabriel: “Sam listen. Your air? Cleaner.”

Sam: *sigh*

Gabriel: “Don’t get me wrong, my original vessel is adorable – brown eyes? That smile? I was walking sex.”

Dean: “Uh huh.”

Gabriel: “But I gotta say, I get hit on much more now, sugar.” *Pokes his pec*  “Toned chest. Big ass arms. His abs are ANGRY Dean! Who wouldn’t tap this?”

Dean: “Can you go somewhere else? I’m gonna puke.”

Sam: “You can come back out in a few days”

Gabriel: “I’m gonna get a tattoo on our ass”

Sam: “No you’re not Gabe.”

Gabriel: “A nice ol’ bubble butt tattoo”

Sam: “I – we – it’s not a ‘bubble butt’”

Gabriel: “I knocked a glass off the table with those buns yesterday”

Sam: “Gabe”

Gabriel: “Dean, his dick – it’s huge!”

Dean: *gagging* “I swear to god I’m gonna shoot you”

Gabriel: “Seriously, no wonder he walks like that –”

Dean: “Gabe –”

Gabriel: “He’s trying not to trip over it! Can you even get this into people?”

Sam: “Yeah – can we not talk about this?”

Gabriel: “You must get light headed when you get hard”

Dean: *sets down his burger* “I hate you.”

Sam: “I’m trying to sleep”

Gabriel: “You know I don’t sleep”

Sam: “That’s the PROBLEM”

Gabriel:

Gabriel: “So anyways, dad’s making earth, and somehow I get my hands on the moon. He didn’t tell me not to do it, how would I know he didn’t want dents in it? I was a kid!”

Sam:

Gabriel:

Sam:

Sam: “You’re telling me the craters are your fault?”

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Haha Obvs...but seriously, I don't hate on pretty women.

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When you seriously need to wax your mustache & the hair on your legs is an inch long, but your SO calls you beautiful & still wants to see you naked...that's true love people.

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❤️💜💙

if you ever feel bad about your body remember that Wonder Woman has cellulite too

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Truest thing Ever!!!

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I love you @annie-thyme 😘😆❤️

*Gabriel walks into a tattoo shop*

(it’s the shop where Sam works, of course)

(it’s his shift, too)

“Hello, can I get a tattoo?”

“Sure. Something in particular you wanna do?”

“You, preferably.”

“…that was awful. Does it ever work?”

“Nope. But hey, you’re smiling, so I’d say it was worth it.”

“So…”

“So.”

“The - um - the tattoo?”

“Oh. Yes, yes I do, as a matter of fact. I want the cliche flock of birds flying into the distance one. But with UFOs. UFOs that look like birds at a glance, but when you look closer you see that they are actually UFOs. And there’s even a tiny green alien in one of them, waving its green alien hand. Or tentacle. Your choice, I’m not picky.”

“…yeah, I can do that. But… can I ask why?”

“Why what?”

“Why do you want this particular design?”

“That’s a very, very personal question. And a serious matter. I cannot possibly bare my soul like that to a total stranger.”

“Yet you’d allow them to poke you with a needle.”

“Oh I’d allow them to poke me with all kinds of things if they happen to be as gorgeous as you.”

“…okay fine, I kinda walked into that one. Doesn’t make it less awful though.”

“I try.”

“I’m Sam, by the way. Not a total stranger now, see?”

“Nice to meet you, Sam, I’m Gabriel.”

“Does 8 pm this Saturday work for you?”

“Sure. But aren’t you closed Saturdays?”

“Oh I wasn’t talking about your appointment.“

“No?”

“Nope. Today’s kinda slow. We can get to your tattoo in an hour or so - as soon as I’m done with the sketches.”

“What are we doing on Saturday then?”

“Whatever you feel like. Coffee? Movie? Dinner?”

“As in… a date.”

“Yep.”

“You’re asking me out… on a date?!”

“Yep. But just so you know, it’s not because of your awful pick up lines.”

“…you sure?”

“Yep.”

“O…kay then. Dinner. Date. Yes. Maybe.”

“Maybe?”

“Well, it depends…”

“On what?”

“If you can guess why I want this tattoo.”

“…to fuck with people?”

“Marry me? I mean, we haven’t even had our first date yet, and you know me so well already.”

“Hmm… I’ll let you know after the dessert.”

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💜💜💜 So Much ❤️❤️❤️

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

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We don't talk anymore...song fic anyone?!

Anyone want to write this for me?! Destiel or Sabriel, doesn't matter!!! Dean lives in California to be close to Sam who is going to Stanford. He meets Castiel either at a coffee shop or at the library while waiting for Sam. Dean and Castiel go out and hit it off. They see each other pretty regularly for two or three weeks, even having the occasional sleep over. They both feel a deep connection, but neither wants to bring it up and scare the other off. Something happens and Dean has to go back to Kansas. Maybe Bobby got sick, or Ellen was in an accident. It's pretty hectic there and he doesn't really have time to explain to Cas what is going on. Maybe he tries to call or send a text but there's some miscommunication. Dean is gone for a couple of weeks and Cas has given up hope that his feelings were reciprocated. He feels like maybe he misunderstood the situation and his feelings were deep while Dean was just out for a good time. Eventually thing comes back to Stanford. The night he gets in he meets Sam. Could be at a bar or coffee shop. Is there catching up and letting him know that everything is fine at home, when he sees Castiel there with someone else. Castiel has not been answering his phone calls or texts but Dean has been distracted and busy for the past couple weeks, so he doesn't read anything into it until now. He sees Cas with this guy or girl and he's hurt, but to be fair Cas never said they were exclusive, and maybe he thinks he just built their relationship up his mind to be more than it was. He tries to cover his discomfort and sadness and gets out of there as fast as he can. Cas sees him leave and is hurt. Realistically he didn't expect Dean to stop and talk to him, but it still hurts and he still feels heartbroken. Some time passes but neither can get the other out of their head. One night after having a few drinks with friends and ending up home alone, Dean calls Cas and leaves a voicemail. He tells Cas he really misses talking to him. He tells him he doesn't blame him for walking away, but at the very least he thought they were friends. He says even if we're not together I still miss just talking to you being with you hanging out. I miss that I could just be myself and not have to pretend all the time. Cas the message, misinterprets the situation and becomes angry. He goes to Dean's house, not caring about the fact that it's 3 AM and the other man is probably asleep by now. Cas gets to Deans apartment, he bangs on the door until a bleary-eyed slightly still intoxicated Dean answers the door. Cas tries to hold onto his anger, even though they sight of Dean sleepy and shirtless makes his heart ache and his body long to touch the other man, to press himself against him, he has missed him so much. Cas tells Dean it's not fair for him to do this. It's not fair for Dean to use Cas' feelings against him. He can handle the fact the Dean has his fun and moved on. He can handle the fact that he didn't anymore today and then just a couple of weeks of fun. What he can't handle is Dean pulling him back when he's finally starting to get his head on straight. Dean is confused angry. Cas is the one who moved on without so much as a word. He saw him on his date and it made him feel like someone had ripped his heart out. He wasn't angry when Cas found someone else. Dean knew Cas was to good for him, too out of his league, but his angry now for the way Cas is talking to him and treating him. Dean's not the one who went out and found someone else without so much as a goodbye. That's all I got. Resolution and ending are up in the air, but I do love love love angst with a happy ending.

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How are you?!

I'm at the movies & I have to use the restroom before the show. I go in, there are three stalls. One is designated handicapable, one is utterly disgusting and the last is occupied. I patiently wait my turn, and shortly a lady exits the stall. She is sniffling, looks up at me, and hoarsely, with a smile, asks me, "How are you?" I answer, "Great, thanks." I go in, I use the restroom and as I'm getting up to button my jeans, I notice blood smeared on the inside rim of the toilet. It's not on the seat, my skin did not come in contact with it. I do not point this out, as some people would, to say, "oh my God how gross!" or "I can't believe that happened to me!" I just simply find it humbling to know that this woman who was possibly, suffering from a cold, who was suffering through her menstrual cycle, which many of us know is hell in and of itself, and who was out, dealing with this in a public restroom when she'd probably rather be in the comfort of her own bathroom with her own creature comforts, had the courtesy & selflessness to smile at ME and ask how I was doing.

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@augenesburg omg this is fucking adorable & I don't even like snakes!!!

Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr

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@man-of-lamancha 👍🏻

Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?

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