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hey what’s up guys, what’s goin on. :^}

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ASOUE Ask Meme

Send me an emoji and I’ll respond to the connected question!

💜: Favorite Character?

💔: Least Favorite Character?

👗: Favorite Costume From the Series?

🍋: Favorite Lemony Moment?

☀️: Favorite Episode?

🎀: Favorite Quote?

👓: Favorite Ship?

🏨: Favorite Denoument Triplet?

🔥: Is VFD truly noble or no?

☕: What do you think is in the Sugar Bowl?

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the world is quiet here.

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this is my contribution to the fandom

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“Since that time,the expression “Stockholm Syndrome” has been used to describe a situation in which prisoners grow fond of their captors.But there is also an expression to describe when captors grow fond of their prisoners.“

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What a fun season!

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@naboo-lio finally made the perfect chart to suit me and my needs

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“Two brothers can be in two places at the same time.” “Two brothers can’t be in three places.”

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Klaus “what’s a braincell” Baudelaire

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A Series of Unfortunate Events + Tumblr Text Posts, Part 2/?

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Esmé: I’m hosting a party to find out who stole my sugar bowl. I bought a polygraph test on amazon for $99. After it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!

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it’s always tempting for me to mentally summarize a lot of atwq as “baby noir protagonist lemony gets repeatedly suckered by baby femme fatale ellington,” but honestly the best part about their dynamic is how ruthlessly suspicious he gets by, like, book 3. does he want to believe the best of her? sure! is he going to tell her his plans? absolutely not! is he going to use their relationship to maneuver her into elaborate setups meant to test her honesty? OH DEFINITELY!!

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Anyway, kids, I bring you: TWITTER DRAMA: VFD EDITION

Born from a conversation recently held, which started with this image, and snowballed from there:

First off, you know every single one of them thinks their subposting is SUPER secretive and absolutely NO ONE knows what any of them are talking about, when in reality fucking everyone knows EXACTLY the context of all of it. Now, a character by character breakdown:

Lemony: just constant sadposting at like 3 am. It is literally all about Beatrice. Everyone knows this. It’s not even like. Subtle. It’s literally the whole Twitter.

Kit: A WHOLE LOT of Tweets that start with “I just think it’s funny how-” None of it is funny. She is not amused.

Beatrice: Has literally not Tweeted since she made the account. Pretends she has no idea what’s going on on that site, but in reality, keeps up with ALL OF IT but doesn’t tell anyone this in the hopes that others will give her more details if she acts like she doesn’t know what’s going on. A whole lot of irl “Wow no I did NOT see that, tell me more.”

Jacqueline: Absolutely LIVING for the drama. Intentionally stirring things up. Knows literally every detail of all of it all the time and somehow knows more than anyone involved does?? 

Gustav: Absolutely NOT involved in any of it but liking every single one of Jacqueline’s tweets.

Larry: Literally breaks out in hives every damn time this happens because he does not want to see his friends fight at all.

Jacques: ABSOLUTELY CALLING PEOPLE OUT BY NAME WITHOUT ANY SHAME AT ALL. Everyone gets scared when they realize he’s online because this could mean absolutely anything but the fun is absolutely over one hundred percent because he is not having this.

Olivia: Does not know ANY of these other people but still retweets all of Jacques’s tweets.

Bertrand: Does not have a Twitter. Fondly listens to Beatrice rant about all of it but absolutely has no say in any of it and literally does not understand what Twitter is even for.

Monty: Not involved in any drama. Is only on Twitter to run a highly specific scientific page with pretty photos of reptiles and science facts.

And this is as far as we got. Further contributions welcome, as you can all see, I was VERY productive at work the night this conversation was held.

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