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If I were a bottle of whiskey, where would I hide?

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The Return

It sure does look squeaky clean around here. 

Who wants to have some fun?

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Reminder to Non-RP Blogs

DO NOT REBLOG A ROLEPLAY POST.

I know, you like it, you want to keep it. Save the HTML document - don’t reblog it.

And if you reblog it DO NOT ADD ONTO IT. You’re not a participant.

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If I weren’t insane: I couldn’t be so brilliant!

The Joker

Dreadful Birthday Dear Joker

(via harleenfquinn)

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them: I love Harley Quinn

me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

them: she is sexy but dumb

me: do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀  bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th   👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫  i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit

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I'm guessing you're not a fan of the suicide squad trailer?

It’s not that I am not a fan, I am incredibly excited for the movie. I am just not pleased with the choices made by the head honchos. Don’t get me wrong, everything outside of Harley and Joker looks amazing... But let’s be serious, 95% of the Mad Love freaks like me are going to see just how well of a display they are able to put on. With this being Harley and Joker’s first time together on the big screen, I expect fireworks!

1: They could have found a better actress for Harley Quinn, but I am going to keep an open mind as I have hope that she won’t completely demolish the character. 2: Leto has a wonderful personality and if they would have gotten a shorter Harley it would have looked better in my opinion. I truly believe he could be a good fit for the part.3: When they first came out with the Joker image with tattoos I thought it was all a Joke... Now that we know it is true, I am a little disappointed. I can understand them trying to modernize the character, but this is a bit much.The teeth I get. Realistically, with the Joker getting his teeth broken and knocked out by the Bat every other day, I expect his smile to be wrecked.4: The suit! Come on!! It is not yet confirmed if he will be wearing the oh so dapper purple suit, however in the four shots made public there was no purple suit to be found..

However, I am being optimistic.

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Batman: The Killing Joke

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Joker struggled through the vine as it latched on to his neck. Legs flailing and muscles bulging as Joker attempted to pry the vine loose. It then appeared to him that his brute attempts were going for not. Joker flicked his wrist and out appeared a sharp blade. He smirked down at Pam before slicing the vine and setting himself free. He landed on he knees, giggling through gasps of air. He slowly looked up to her, “Is that all you’ve got?”

"Oh come now," he said as he walked towards her with a grin. "No need to get your weeds in a bunch, heha!"

"Back off!" Vines would then go by Ivy’s side as in order to protect in what the Joker may do. "Take another step and you are a dead man!"

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A smirk washed the surprise off of his face as he grabbed her by the waist and planted a firm kiss upon her lips. He grabbed her jaw, roughly pulling her away from him so that he could get a better look the harlequin he once called his own. "Hmm.. Still taste the same," Joker said as he looked her over. "Yet it appears someone has added new unfavorable icing upon my favorite little cupcake," he said with furrowed brows. 

+7 Came For A Lugh

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He gasped in shock before lifting his foot slowly to take another step. "Oh. Oh no. What's this? I'm step step stepping! HAA!" Joker soon began dancing around foolishly, mocking Pam as he did. 

"Oh come now," he said as he walked towards her with a grin. "No need to get your weeds in a bunch, heha!"

"Back off!" Vines would then go by Ivy’s side as in order to protect in what the Joker may do. "Take another step and you are a dead man!"

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[text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.

[text] "He"? [text] And who might "he" be?[text] You're in for a suprise my dear ;)

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His brows rose in surprise. "Friend?" He questioned in shock. 

+7 Came For A Lugh

❝No offense, friend, but I hope yer’ buried alive.❞

[jacksjoker]

Haha! I love it!!

FISH WAT R U DOIN

[jacksjoker]

The way I see it, they are attempting to establish him well enough before they start up Edward's story. 

Aye yo jacksjoker, I like me some Ozzy.

[jacksjoker]

Don't get me wrong, I do too. I'm patiently waiting to see when Edward is going to crack.

Aye yo jacksjoker, I like me some Ozzy.

[jacksjoker]

It is not amazing! It's down right immoral!

Aye yo jacksjoker, I like me some Ozzy.