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Lottie really went “oh we’re eating people fr now?” and passed the responsibility off to Nat

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yj s3 predictions!

- lottienatshauna angsty fight

- lottienatshauna make up

- lottienatshauna bloody sloppy make out sesh

- lottienatshauna angry fuck

- lottienatshauna hug

- lottienatshauna hand holding

- lottienatshauna forhead touching

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A yellowjackets quiz!!!

Yeah, that's uh, that's what it is... :\

(I like it quite a bit :3)

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obsessed with how this show offers its' characters absolutely zero dignity in death. had a temper tantrum, went outside, fell asleep, died, got cooked in full clown makeup, became a rotisserie chicken for her teammates. and she is the lucky one because at least she didn't slip and fall off the SHIT CLIFF with the SHIT BUCKET in her hands

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mari is literally so funny she cannot read a room. she wakes up the morning after they all cannibalized their dead friend and looks at everyone sitting around in horror and disgust with themselves and goes “im guessing no one wants breakfast?” like girl that is the absolute funniest line you could have said. it’s also going under “reasons why mari is the frontrunner to be murdered by the group in a pit”. you fucking legend

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them i fear..

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I was having thoughts about yellowjackets and taissa, specifically her relationship with jackie, and how the jackie-shauna-tai triangle was mostly projection on jackie's part (and within the fandom), in my humble opinion. I'll even go as far as to say taissa was more respectful of jackie than shauna (and the other girls) ever were in the wilderness.

I mean obviously we can't deny that tai didn't respect jackie's status as team captain at the beginning of s1 with what happened to allie, but I wanna talk about what happened in the few eps before jackie's death.

First of all we have tai breaking up a fight between jackie and natalie, and putting herself in between them, in an obviously protective stance in front of jackie

Then, during dinner before the final argument with Shauna, when Jackie refuses to say grace, who tries to defend her and says she doesn't have to ? Taissa.

When Jackie takes her stuff to sleep outside, who tells her not to, and then immediatly gets insulted ? Taissa. She even looks confused when Jackie goes "don't pretend this isn't what you wanted the whole time", like girl where did that come from ?

Who is the only one trying to get Shauna to talk to Jackie while she's outside ? Taissa.

Taissa was even more respectful towards Jackie's dead body than Shauna was. Taissa was the one who barged in the shed and saw the makeup on Jackie's corpse. She's the one who told everyone that they should burn it, cuz let's be real, Shauna would have continued to play with it like a Barbie doll until it was completely rotten guys. She was also the only one who was viscerally disgusted after realizing she ate her, throwing up when Van told her she ate Jackie's face.

Taissa is a perfect example of a character whose actions contradict her words entirely. In my opinion, she was more of a friend to Jackie in her last days and after her death than Shauna ever was in what we've been shown.

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misty quigley youre a little crazy but i love you and will protect you with my life

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TIKTOK WHEN I CATCH YOU TIKTOK

so i finished yellowjackets last night and ever since i started watching (october 2023) i would save every tiktok edit i came across. naturally i went to look at them today bc ive been looking forward to it for like 5 months and theres hundreds of them..

long story short, im a victim of UMG.

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TAISSA TURNER & VAN PALMER YELLOWJACKETS 2.07 | 2.08

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You see

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canonically lesbian ships are like “erm!! I like this girl…. and its so weird >_<!!” and then queerbaited lesbian ships are like Are you quoting beaches at me right now? Im not jealous of you, Jackie. I feel sorry for you. Because you’re weak, and I think that deep down you know it. And i’m sure that everyone back home is so fucking sad to be losing their perfect little princess! But they’ll never know how tragic, and boring, and insecure you really are. Or how high school was the best your life was ever gonna get.

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taivan + card draws

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jackies fav flower being poppies and dying because she falls asleep and freezes. poppies representing sleep and death. this is my end

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in the pilot jackie teases shauna abt her catholic phase and to that shauna responds that she liked the saints bc she thought they were so tragic. in the last ep of s1 during their fight the first insult shauna calls jackie is tragic. she calls her other things too but its so intresting that the first thing she thinks of is tragic. to me thats like a freudian slip. jackie was shaunas saint.

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we as a society do not talk about Van Palmer enough.

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yellowjackets soundtrack is literally so good they were cooking in there