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Is there a kind of meat you don’t eat? (from a specific animal or type of meat)

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"PLEASE DONT DOOMSCROLL" what ever happened tp reading tumblr like tje morning paper. im done being doomed i want to see the funny robots and squids now

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Me in the pussy if I'm being misleading

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People who treat D&D's classes as like being in any way representative of fiction outside of D&D are my nemesis, I just saw a post that was like "remember the difference between a Sorcerer a Warlock and a Wizard is this" and treating like those words as if their very D&D specific meanings were like universally accepted I'm going to start taking hostages

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Have you ever eaten an edible? (i.e something you eat that has weed/THC in it)

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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

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all of my pacman comics

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delicious identity disorder

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)

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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use

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wikipedia plot sections are always either like “an unsuspecting woman gets more than she bargained for” or “a man walks into a room and clicks on the light. it flickers 4 times. the walls are painted a brilliant white and there are 8 empty chairs against the farthest wall”