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How far into the development of agriculture do you think people got before someone made the first "good soil is like a good woman" -joke?

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I hate Crocs.

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sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

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Also ☝️ it's interesting to me how despite fading more into obscurity the further we get from 1947, the ~ vibe ~ of the Old Hollywood Diva was such an iconic flavor of femininity that she still persists as sort of an echo in certain speech patterns and mannerisms, mainly found in gay people, miss piggy, and this horse

[ID: Rarity from my little pony: friendship is magic. /end ID]

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I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

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qweustion. why dont chefs ever prescramble eggs by shaking an umcracked egg like a maraca before cracking it into the pan.?

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This is so accurate