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jackassgolfer:

❝I hear ya,❞ Happy concurred, taking a swig from his bottle, ❝loud & clear.❞

Maya and Happy

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“I think drinking is the best answer for a day like this with everyone running around all ‘i love’ and blah blah blah.”Maya said drinking wine.

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featherlywingsofanangel:

“Oh… I’m sorry to hear that… Is it long since she.. uh…?”

jackassgolfer:

❝Last night, actually. Man, this beer is good...❞

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featherlywingsofanangel:

“Do you happen to be the lonely, getting all depressed on Valentine’s Day? Don’t you have anyone to spend it with?”

jackassgolfer:

❝Hey, my Girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff, and died on impact. No, not really, she just dumped me.❞

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❝Valentine’s Day? More like drink, alone, & listen to Endless Love, in the dark Day.❞

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xxwelcometomysillylifex:

Michelle continued to watch the mortal flip out over a stupid golf ball. She sniffled another laugh as she walked towards the insane male. “You know, if you’re that angry about the golf ball, then I suggest you set it on fire. Here, I can help.”

jackassgolfer:

❝Do it! Fuckin’ torch the damn thing - I don’t care, any more!❞ Happy yelled, firmly tossing his golf club to the ground. ❝I can’t fuckin’ do it!❞

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locara-the-wishmaster:

“Yeah, about that, I’m a powerful wishmaster of an incredibly high calibre. I’ll survive most human accidents.”

jackassgolfer:

❝Well, that’s a great story & all, but, uh...I got a tournament in 20 minutes.❞

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locara-the-wishmaster:

“What’s with you and you’re friends dying?”

“I don’t let my friends die.” Especially if they’re almighty gods that can destroy the universe from beyond the grave.

jackassgolfer:

❝Anybody I get close to dies!❞ Happy stated dejectedly, ❝If I were you, I’d run.❞

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❝That guy's drivin’ me crazy!❞

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locara-the-wishmaster:

“Okay. Is there any other deaths you want to tell me before I see my ghost friend?”

jackassgolfer:

❝Yeah. My buddy, Chubbs. He fell out a window when I gave him an alligator’s head.❞

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@locara-the-wishmaster liked this for a starter.

❝My Girlfriend? Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.❞

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nnhlemonsyes​:

“GLOB! It is about time! NNHg….why did you even HIT it…into the water in the first place??”

jackassgolfer:

❝Oh, you think this is F U N N Y, numb nuts? Yeah?❞

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xxwelcometomysillylifex:

Michelle let out a laugh. “Tell it like it is, man. Though I must warn you, you are causing quite the scene. Unless of course you don’t care, then by all means. Keep going.” She told.

jackassgolfer:

Not in any sense of the word did Happy care that he was creating a scene. He’d done it before, and he’d do it again. ❝You fucking jizz-licking gerbil-fucker; go fuck yourself! Stop ruining my life, you shitty piece of plastic!❞

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@xxwelcometomysillylifex liked this for a starter.

❝Mother FUCK! You useless fucking piece of shit ball!❞

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@nnhlemonsyes liked this for a starter.

❝...I got it!❞

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notsogeniusgirls:

“How very original.”

jackassgolfer:

❝Go fuck yourself!❞