It used to say here that if you weren't me to get out. That was a joke, but it still felt kinda mean and totally not tubular my friend so I changed it. The completely default blog theme, however, is staying forever in spite of all the very reasonable "change it or people will think you're a bot" posts. I kinda do whatever but my current interests are DC comics and TMNT (especially Rise).
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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat
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do you consider yourself a hater? bonus points if you say what you hate in the tags.
#i was going to say no and then i remembered REAL MADRID#i discovered the existence of mainstream competitive sports fairly recently. it's been interesting#supporting barcelona is fun because i believe every new hobby should come with a built-in blood feud
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#14#like 2-3 more in the “i think maybe or probably but i can't remember conclusively either way rn” category#i've been to every one in the top 10 except for the ones in texas lmao#also i've never done anything worthwhile in indianapolis but i know i've been there because i've taken the atlanta to chicago bus a lot#and it ALWAYS stops at the indianapolis greyhound station at like 2am. and ladies and gentlemen that greyhound station is#the most miserable fuckin place i have ever been in my entire life. just bottom of the barrel. i've seen that bathroom at apocalyptic#level bad and the consistency to be that bad every single time i went there was honestly impressive#anyway. sorry indianapolitans i'm sure your city has lovely sights in it but all i've ever experienced is that one shitty bathroom
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oh yeah? well [puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary]
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Dick, on the phone with Roy: I just think that Bruce actually hates me and doesn’t stand to be around me ever
Bruce, standing behind him wearing nightwing socks, nightwing cap, nightwing pants, “father to worlds best son” t-shirt, trying to hide a huge reprint of a picture of him and Dick he brought for Dicks new apartment behind his back:
#EXCELLENT EXCELLENT#love batman 13 lmao. for a strong 10 pages nothing makes sense at all. bruce proves he's been equally stupid for all 85 of the years#he's existed#didn't he get cask of amontillado'd at the end before dick came to rescue him?? funny as hell#batman
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put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women
#harrowhark/gideon. /the/ women honestly so much wrong with them#hatsume mei/yaoyorozu momo. not certain they've ever talked in canon but i just think they're funkyneat together#4 years ago i posted the first hatsume/yaoyorozu fic on ao3 and now there's 112 fics in the tag!! so proud#caitlyn/vi. honestly they go insane#i need to watch the second season of arcane
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tell me why you bastards
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karaoke bar where you're forced to sing your top song from spotify wrapped. how well do you perform it?
#i cannot! it's the opening song from the Challengers ost#so i guess either they just play the song wholesale and i dance(?) to it#or i try to mimic the beat/sounds with my mouth#neither do i envision going well
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