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give me one good brokeback kiss and ill be alright
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love it when a guy is just a guy
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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.
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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
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dude, i am getting back to this so late we are both fucked. it evens out, i am so sorry.
i have been doing the usual doomscrolling, and then facing the capitalists by clocking into my job. boo. so i would say, stagnating and being the same as i was literally 3 years ago.
i hope your situation is better than mine!!
got a little reminder in the notifs that i didnt even stop to greet dude that is straight up fucked up of me? @j0hnathanegbert yo man whats up whats crackalackin hows it hanging whats the shimmy and any other arrangement of words to drop a greeting
#thank you for making an exception in your nature.#i am touched in the best ways. (platonically.)#cowvboyenema
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going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed
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i'm not sure why i didn't believe puppet porn existed despite the, you know. but i just googled it and i feel the fbi just added me to a list.
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this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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woah, my last post was 40 weeks ago- it's 2024! happy mid year haha.
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nah because i'm still getting followers? that's crazy.
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what 😳 the fuck 🤺 is up 😎
i started this blog in 2017...wtf .... i rly miss rping... ......but a lot of the ppl i used to rp with have deactivated/disappeared n im so sad bc i used to have The Most Fun coming on here n just fooling around.......anw i'll stick around bc john is me and im him but idk if i'll be 100% active as i used to be......
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