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If you haven’t signed yet please do so! Enough of this toxicity. He’s not sorry for his actions he’s sorry because he got called out!

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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND. WE DON’T KNOW WHO PHINEAS’ DAD IS, HE AND FERB ARE STEP BROTHERS.

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Friendly reminder that not physically abusing your child for being trans DOES NOT equal being supportive.

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Arts and crafts are not sissy. Look at the blood on my hands and my fucked up sleep schedule.

Say this is girly or sissy one more time I will burn you with my hot glue, I know a million different ways to hide a wound.

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GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

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Guess who desperately wants to watch The Shape of Water.

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When your friend says you can’t fuck the monster hellbent on ending humanity and you have to figure out why

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Gabriel’s favourite activities, especially 💤 ^^

Art by KCP.asin

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Gabriel wishes you all a merry Christmas! 🎁🎄

Art by Delfim

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Lili+Jeohn (in non-canon attire; at no point do either ever wear this but imho sailor unis are cute af asdfgh)

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Фигурка “Лесной царь”

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when in a art low, draw merfolk  and smooches  :3 

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Woah what a silly children’s show hahahaHA OH GOD WAIT NOT WHAT THE FUCK

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AH YES. STEVEN UNIVERSE. WHAT A SILLY CHILDREN’S SHOW.

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Sometimes, I think your monster boyfriend may have the same eyesight as any other predator, so when you’re outside of you have on any camoflague clothes they are like “babe???? Where is the rest of your body???”

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Monsters that speak in guttural, demonic languages. Those sounds are so alien to you, but you work hard to try and learn them anyway. Your monster helps, speaking slowly and correcting you with patience and pride until you can say a few sentences flawlessly. In time you might learn even more, but for now those words are all you need. Finally, you can say them - your wedding vows.

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Imagine you’ve been dating your boyfriend for a while when you come across his picture in an ancient book on demonology. The book describes him as ‘a malicious and evil entity, incapable of remorse, a harbinger of death.’

It seems like the author didn’t do their homework. Sure, your boyfriend might be a demon, but right now the only evil he’s committing is giving your cat way too many treats.

“Hey, you should see this,” you call out, holding up the old library book and grinning.

“Wha - put it down, that looks heavy!”

He scatters the rest of the cat treats and strides over, taking the book right off you and setting it down. He’s so overprotective these days, you can’t help but roll your eyes and sigh.

Your demon only laughs at your theatrics and embraces you from behind, wrapping his massive wings around all three of you and placing a hand on your round belly. The book was wrong; he hasn’t brought you death at all. Only life.