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Okay so when Twelve took the face of that pompeii guy (no idea what his name was sorry) it was to remind him to save people's lives, like Donna told him to. So having Rose's face is obviously to remind him/teach him something else. Maybe it's 'hey, remember how you lost someone you loved in another dimension and you were so very very sad? maybe don't do that again.' So she goes and rescues Rogue. Are they still gonna have romantic feelings in this new regeneration? Idk but uh... yeah idk.

Alternatively she looks at herself in the mirror and says 'Wow, I look just like Rose! You know who else is named Rose? Rose!' And then she can go on adventures with Rose Noble. Because she's great and deserves more screentime.

Or maybe there are no adventures. Maybe she turns up at that companion support group to confuse everyone. As a prank. Or meets up with Fourteen and sets his therapy back several months. (is this self-destructive? I'm still unclear on whether 15 onward have bi-generation memories) Just to be silly. And then she's a little too silly and gets killed.

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Can't believe I forgot to mention this, Scar talking about Star Wars! And Ren too. Especially when they're doing little roleplays. very cute

cute things hermits do that make me happy

one time somebody was playing hungry hermits on stream, and armor stand false popped up and ordered cooked chicken. And then real false said in chat 'cooked chicken please' and like. how? how was that so adorable? so precious. I started squealing. it doesn't get any better than this

ren was doing his robot head thing and x looked at the head and said 'it's got magic powers!' and he was so shocked. and he was just a man made out of blocks. and he was so cute. you did it, xisuma. you figured it out. you saw the magic powers

when hermits use they/them pronouns for cleo it makes me so happy. i know it's just basic decency but look at them all. look how much they respect their friend. so happy

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my thoughts on daddycop (i just watched it one second ago so this is really unorganized):

when i first heard about the100th kiss thing i was thinking it's really their 104th kiss or something cause of dark cupid and oblivio and whatever episode the marichat kisses happened in. their actual 100th kiss passed by unnoticed. just a regular part of life. so beautiful. and then at the end of the episode they touched on pretty much that exact point. so i called it i guess.

moving on... SABRINA MY PRECIOUS! SWEET LITTLE SWEETHEART nooo she's watching videos of chloe nooo. precious girl. you deserve so much better. chloe doesn't know what she lost.

why no one want to be her friend :( i going to cry. oh yay it's zoe! lesbians. they are lesbians now. it's all i wanted. It's actually canon cause during the credits they have everyone paired up on either side of the spinning yoyo and there's sabrina and zoe and miss hound and vesperia. lesbians lesbians lesbians. well sapphic at least they can be bi or pan or whatever. but lesbian is a fun word!! shame on me for being so biphobic. i'm actually bi. that doesn't make it okay, it actually makes it much worse. i should be ashamed for being hypocritical. SHAME! What was I talking about?

I don't know why Kagami is so against Sabrina when she wasn't even in their class? She was never bullied by her? All her interactions with Chloe were at rich people events that Sabrina wasn't at? but ok.

marinette is ruining things with her heterosexuality :(((( you make sabrina so sad. but zoe helps. zoe is a hero. AND SABRINA REJECTED THE AKUMA HERSELF!!!!!!!! my love my darling i'm so proud of you!!!!! you are a good person!!!! you are so strong!!!!!!

roger cradles imaginary baby while he's getting akumatized. he's right. sabrina is a precious baby. but in a teenager way. you can cradle her metaphorically by supporting her independant journey.

'you only love me because you're forced to!' No, sabrina, zoe really loves you. she is in gay love with you. it is so gay and very lesbian. trust me. if you let her get close enough she will kiss you on the lips. but only with your consent. consent is very important.

blah blah blah fighting fighting and emotional resolution. yay yay group hugs! friendship! ZOE WINKED AT HER!!!!!!!???????? THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LESBIAN LESBIA LESBIAN LEBASIBA

who is this stupid ugly man ruining my sapphic love story? do not call zoe a cockroach. she is perfect. because she is queer which makes her perfect.and you are smelly and stinky and dumb. i don't care about new york city. go away i hate you.

poor nooroo. this treatment is abhorrent.

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Stupid Miraculous Ideas Part Six

Once I had a dream about that new school where everyone studies whatever they're interested in, and apparently what many people were interested in was Adrien's personal information. And they made him teach this class about himself. Marinette was not in this class, in fact I don't think she was enrolled in the school. And she was so upset that people were stalking him and giving him the child celebrity treatment. Marinette actually hates people who stalk Adrien, fun fact. Also, there was a conspiracy theory that Adrien was a superhero, so Marinette visited him after he was done teaching his class and was teasing him: Are you Purple Tigress? Are you Ladybug? She only asked about female heroes. I don't know what that was about.

So that's something, I guess.

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cute things hermits do that make me happy

one time somebody was playing hungry hermits on stream, and armor stand false popped up and ordered cooked chicken. And then real false said in chat 'cooked chicken please' and like. how? how was that so adorable? so precious. I started squealing. it doesn't get any better than this

ren was doing his robot head thing and x looked at the head and said 'it's got magic powers!' and he was so shocked. and he was just a man made out of blocks. and he was so cute. you did it, xisuma. you figured it out. you saw the magic powers

when hermits use they/them pronouns for cleo it makes me so happy. i know it's just basic decency but look at them all. look how much they respect their friend. so happy

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Does anyone else find themselves accidentally writing tropes they don't like? Like, consciously I think love triangles are just a lazy way to add conflict, but here I am, writing a love triangle. And I don't like the idea of all homophobic characters being secretly queer, but suddenly my homophobic character has been a closeted bisexual all along. And now he's my favorite and he must be protected at all costs, but he was really mean at the start of the book...

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Stupid Miraculous Ideas Part Five

(Side note: I have no idea what's going on with season 6. I think there's been a trailer, and a single episode is out on... some platform? In Brazil? But I haven't seen anything, so I'm going to keep posting these)

It would be so easy for Miraculous to make an episode about menstruation. A little educational tangent. They could have Marinette be absent from school or complaining about cramps. And everyone nods knowingly except Adrien, who doesn't know anything because of Gabriel's A+ parenting. And Alya and Nino tell him if he wants to be a good boyfriend he needs to know about periods. So they go off on a learning adventure and eventually he turns up at the bakery with chocolates. But of course there has to be an akuma, so I guess someone could have a really bad migraine and cover the city in blood or something. And we get very important world-building about how using a miraculous interacts with having your period. Does the suit have built-in pads or tampons? Does it make cramps go away? There's so much to explore! It's the perfect topic for a show directed toward seven year olds!

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Come to think of it I don't see that many anti-Aziraphale posts I just see other people complaining about them I don't know why I'm arguing with imaginary people lol

Me reading someone saying that Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel to keep him safe from hell:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel because he wanted to be together regardless of what they were:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel so he could be happy like when he was making stars:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale didn't want Crowley to become an angel but the Metatron threatened him:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale didn't want Crowley to be an angel and he said he did in an attempt to tell him something was wrong:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel because he thinks angels are better than demons and he's really in love with the idea of angel Crowley: NO. Stop it.

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Stupid Miraculous Ideas Part Four

Adrien wants to tell Marinette his identity but for whatever reason he starts out by saying 'I know Chat Noir's identity.' And Marinette freaks out like 'You can't tell me! I know Ladybug's identity! It would be too dangerous!' And he's like 'oh that makes sense you're totally the sort of helpful person who could be trusted with a big secret' meanwhile he's wondering how many people know Ladybug's identity. First whoever Scarabella was, and Bunnix, and Viperion, and Ladybug herself... hmm...

Anyway, I would love to see Adrien make some really stupid conclusion, like, Marinette was Scarabella.

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Oh yeah that's a very good point.

Me reading someone saying that Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel to keep him safe from hell:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel because he wanted to be together regardless of what they were:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel so he could be happy like when he was making stars:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale didn't want Crowley to become an angel but the Metatron threatened him:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale didn't want Crowley to be an angel and he said he did in an attempt to tell him something was wrong:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel because he thinks angels are better than demons and he's really in love with the idea of angel Crowley: NO. Stop it.

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Me reading someone saying that Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel to keep him safe from hell:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel because he wanted to be together regardless of what they were:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel so he could be happy like when he was making stars:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale didn't want Crowley to become an angel but the Metatron threatened him:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale didn't want Crowley to be an angel and he said he did in an attempt to tell him something was wrong:

Me reading someone saying Aziraphale wanted Crowley to become an angel because he thinks angels are better than demons and he's really in love with the idea of angel Crowley: NO. Stop it.

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Why did Crowley kiss Aziraphale? Was it because he thought it was his last chance? Was it to hide a body swap or some other secret plan? Was it an attempt to make the angel stay? Was it cause he couldn't stand to see the love of his life crying and he just had to engulf him in an outpouring of love in the only way he knew to communicate??? None of the above. You see, Crowley is actually aware he exists in a TV show, and he wanted to ensure even the most heteronormative viewers would understand what was going on. A kiss should make things super clear!

(some of them still did not understand what was going on)

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Stupid Miraculous Ideas Part 3

I want to see really off-the-wall dates. This is Marinette who had her crush's entire schedule on the wall and made meet-cute plans involving towing other people's cars. This is Adrien who decorated an entire rooftop with candles and roses. They should not be 'going to the movies' or 'going to get ice cream.' Let them be insane in their affection for each other. Just let them be insane.

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I've been reading so many gay fanfics that when I see characters flirting or displaying interest in each other my first instinct is to say 'haha, that's gay' (in a positive way) and I really didn't know how to react to straight couples but now I do, it's to say 'haha, that's just like good omens!' because the very concept of romance now reminds me of the show. Every relationship has one Crowley and one Aziraphale, you just have to think about it and it will become clear. I just have to think about for eight full hours-

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Stupid Miraculous Ideas Part Two

Okay so this is really out of character but imagine Ladybug telling all the new permanent holders 'You can each tell one person your secret identity.' to help ease the mental load of keeping secrets or something. 'Except Carapace who's already told enough people.' So we get a bit of filler seeing who everyone reveals to. Maybe some people tell Marinette, because funny. Maybe some people tell Lila, because plot. Maybe Kim will prioritize his girlfriend for once. Since Sabrina's not friends with Chloe anymore, maybe she could tell her dad, and he'd either be proud of her for protecting the city or get mad at Ladybug for putting her in danger. Or I'd really like to see Sabrina and Zoe becoming friends.

But back to our main characters. Marinette and Adrien meet at the entrance to the school.

'I have something to tell you.'

'I have something to tell you too.'

'Oh! You go first.'

'No, you go first.'

'No, you can go first.'

'No, you go first- Aw shucks, there's the bell. We'll totally talk after class!'

After class: 'So Adrien, what did you what to talk to me about?'

'Well-' An Akuma Alert blares from everyone's phones. 'Oh no... I guess we'll have to talk later.' And then after the fight Ladybug tells Chat Noir she thinks it's better if they don't tell anymore people their identities. And he says he didn't manage to tell his girlfriend anyway. And he looks very sad. And Ladybug comforts him and says they won't have to keep so many secrets once they defeat the new Hawk Moth. And after they detransform he goes to find Marinette and says 'I'm so glad you're okay! I can't believe we lost track of each other... so crazy... Anyway, what did you want to tell me?'

'Just that I love you :)'

'That's what I wanted to tell you too.'

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Stupid Miraculous Ideas Part One

I keep having scenes play out in my head of things that could happen in the new status quo of season six. Most of them are things that tease at an identity reveal and then don't actually change anything, because apparently I like to torture myself.

First off, Marinette telling Adrien she had a crush on Chat Noir. He already knows this of course, so he's all 'oh yeah that's cool makes sense he's pretty char-meow-ing' or whatever and then 'you know i was actually into ladybug for a really long time haha' and Marinatte goes feral.

Even better, she says she kissed CN and he's like yeah I've kissed ladybug it's so crazy how our love lives parallel each other like that :) and Marinette is making conspiracy boards trying to figure out when she kissed Adrien as Ladybug and forgot about it. I guess she'd eventually conclude it was when he was using the snake miraculous but like why would he spend a valuable portion of his five minutes of superhero time for kissing? why did he never tell her? AND HE LOVED LADYBUG THE WHOLE TIME?

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Thinking about how Crowley would not tolerate any of the unreasonably negative takes about Aziraphale. I don't even think he would tolerate REASONABLE negative takes. If someone was like 'He's not a very good bookseller' Crowley would probably say 'Well maybe YOU'RE not a good enough customer' and then curse them to always mistype their password or something. He spends all that time complaining about Az's magic act but the instant Aziraphale goes I'm not a professional conjurer :( he's all 'What? Who told you you were bad? You are going on the West End, angel! You're the best!!' He's down bad for every aspect of his angel.