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I like to imagine myself as cool and mysterious but all I do is yap and the mystery comes from my incredibly out of pocket facts that I retain better than actual education
#michelangelo painted the man who commissioned the Sistine Chapel with a snake biting his genitilia because he complained about the mural#Rasputin's genetilia was preserved (I'm pretty sure by a family member)#Allegedly Hugh Jackman gets constant criticism for how nice he is as a person#Some recent 'statistics' have pinpointed some cancers to frequent alcohol consumption#idk how true the hugh jackman and alcohol things are#sorry there's a lot about body parts i thought it was funny#Also Michelangelo was gay for the few people that didn't know#Every ninja turtle was named after a historical artistic figure#i think that's obvious now but i actually didn't realize it myself for a long time#People tried to host raves in the catacombs under paris I'm pretty sure#I was told to remove the tag about Coraline because of allegations
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Getting your life together is exhausting when do I get my 15 minute break for whimsy and wonder
#what do you mean this costs minimal effort#developing into a fully functional and organized person for mental health benefits but at what price#not very emotionally beneficial of you economy and government#what do i expect
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Reblogging and wishing for good things to come my way 💛
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.
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hey if ur stressing about the election i bring the sacred technique of just chillin. we just vibing. coolmaxxing
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Shit's getting out of hand when I have to bring this out over and over, like the fine china when I have guests over
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Kicking my feet in bed and entering stuff in my yearly planner to grasp some resemblance of having my life together
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My favorite thing about this app is the fact that when people talk about their mutuals, they talk about them like house cats.
Look at this guy. This cool guy. I love him so much. All he does is stare at me. And sometimes he does a cool thing. That's okay, I feed him. Look at this cool guy.
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Woah guys sorry guys what wasn't very "nap it off" of me
I keep forgetting I'm a real person with dreams and aspirations, and the corrupt system only controls me because I let it, and the people who are judging me right now won't matter tomorrow
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I keep forgetting I'm a real person with dreams and aspirations, and the corrupt system only controls me because I let it, and the people who are judging me right now won't matter tomorrow
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*gets aggressive with it one more time just to be sure*
*gets aggressive with it again*
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Looking for a power boost? Don’t count on this fungus! 🍄 The fly agaric (Amanita muscaria) can be spotted on forest floors throughout the Northern Hemisphere, with a range that includes parts of North America and Europe. Its bright red cap may be alluring, but it’s also a warning. Traditionally used as an insecticide, this mushroom is considered toxic to humans. Consumption can cause symptoms such as nausea, vomiting, and hallucinations. In rare cases, it can even induce a coma-like state.
Photo: Holger Krisp, CC BY 3.0, Wikimedia Commons
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