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Cups hands over their mouth to make a megaphone.

‘’ HEY, SION’S LEGAL NOW SO I CAN DO SEXY THINGS WITH PEOPLE. ‘’

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‘’ Y’all mind if I... exist..... ‘’

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‘’ Sup, bitches. I totally, definitely have been here this entire time these past... uh, 9 months. ‘’

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Coughs.

They’re here.

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my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say

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[ here's a starry boy I drew in my absence

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HON HO N HON...!!!!!!!! HerE COMES.... A BAGUETTE........ CRRRRROISSSAAAAAANNNT! SAAAY HIIIIIIIII TO THE BAGU ETTE AND THE CRRRRRROISSAAAANT!!!!...,,, HOn ho n hon hooooonnnnnnnnnnn...... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) je sUIS...... Lu FRRRRRRROMAG E.....; JE T'AAAAIIIIMME BAGUEEEEETTEEEEE EIFFEL TOWWWEERRRR....!!!!!!&&/:!, ....okay I'm halfway through this and I wonder why I'm doing this

[ christian i literally. why. 

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wondcrkid:

                         “ On the inside, but that’s neither here nor there. I might die when the payoff to this amazing display of pure tomfoolery pays off, though! But it’s still hilarious! ”

‘’ Is dying for such a petty prank really worth it ?? I mean.... If I were going to die pulling a prank, I’d kill the other person too. ‘’

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wondcrkid:

                        “ Hehe – he – ohoho! I’m so nefarious! I put about twenty air horns under my mother’s mattress so when she lays down tonight, they’re all going to toot! This is the prank of the month, I’ll tell you what! ”

‘’ A-- Annie, sweetheart.... Do you like dying ?? ‘’