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[ivantchoonow]

Tumblr says "how about you update this app?" I say, no, dumb@$$, how about you give me back my carefully curated porn? #bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

[ivantchoonow]

Tumblr says: "now ur posts can be blazed by others." No, Tumblr nanny, I don't care about being rated; I want my control of the ability to curate porn back! #eatmyfuckingtainttumblrnanny

[ivantchoonow]

Tumblr asks: “wanna go ad-free?” No, dipshit,  I wanna go nanny-censor free! #bitemeinthetaintandchokeonittumblrnanny

[ivantchoonow]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

Fuck you, Tumblr nanny. Fuck you sideways, with a chainsaw. And go ahead and munch my taint while you're at it. All I want to be recognized for is curating good porn, and the Tumblr nanny-site has taken that away. Why no, I am *not* happy. Why do you ask?!

[ivantchoonow]

10000 likes!

Fuck you sideways Tumblr nanny. And eat me in the taint while you're at it! I don't give a shit about 10,000 likes. I could have had 100,000 likes. Then the great Tumblr exodus happened.

[ivantchoonow]

What fresh hell is this?! Fuck you, Tumblr Nanny. Fuck you sideways with a chainsaw. How dare you even think to suggest what some nanny-site algorithm of bits and bytes thinks might be my kinda content, when you refuse to give me back my carefully curated porn content, that you took away? Damn numbnut idiots. #Bitemeinthetaintandslurpittumblrnanny

[ivantchoonow]

LOL, when I got Tumblr working on my phone again, Tumblr's powers that be sent me a one-question questionaire about how I feel about Tumblr: happy face, 'meh' face or sad face. Of course I answered with sad face. Then it's "want to tell Tumblr what's wrong?" Well, no. I'll let my last dozen or more posts do the talking for me. If they want to learn, let them. I don't think they give a fart in church about the fact that folks just really want the old, XXX-rated Tumblr back.

Until then... I'm always, relentlessly going to be in

#bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

mode.

#TumblrQuestions

[ivantchoonow]

Tumblr sends me $#!+ to my email inbox saying: "your blog cravings, satisfied."

No, dumbass, my blog cravings will only be satisfied when you stop censoring my postings, and give me back the old, XXX-rated Tumblr.

Until then... I'm always, relentlessly going to be in #bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

mode.

[ivantchoonow]

Seen on Reddit "r" + "trashy"... So you know it's straight from the gutter. #suckmytainttumblrnanny

[ivantchoonow]

Tumblr, why not invite me to have my XXX rated porn "privileges back, which really aren't privileges but are what ALL of cyberspace was built on, from the beginning, and you'll be talking my language. Right now, I can't hear you, your nannying actions are talking so loud. Nearly a year of this Bull$#!+ and you're still tone-deaf.

#Bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

[ivantchoonow]

#Bitemytainttumblrnannysite

Dear Tumblr,

Sincerely,

Your current/former patrons and the NSFW community.

[ivantchoonow]

#bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

[ivantchoonow]

Spread this hashtag, please? #bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

Step 1: don’t screw it up

Failed step 1

[ivantchoonow]

End Tumblr's NSFW "nannying."

#bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

Help spread this hash tag, please.

[ivantchoonow]

#bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

[ivantchoonow]

#bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

Tumblr on December 17th...

[ivantchoonow]

#bitemeinthetainttumblrnanny

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