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bp068

11/03/24

hydration.

wild shit.

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bp067

10/03/24

the verse before the chorus on that TLT Mercy song got stuck in my head but I forgot the chorus so instead my head just inserted different drops from Extreme Meme Music Megamashups

very fun

"I already chose McRee

I have an idea

What's your idea?

OHMYGOD--

Make it

Faster

Better

Strong-- I wanna be gay

'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it"

quite the experience

I recommend it

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bp065

07/03/24

hey y'know what's crazy

that like

you can just put some shit on your hair

let it sit for like a min or so

wash it off, dry your hair and everything

and

that one minute it got in your hair

it made it insanely soft

like your hair texture went from idk animal fur to cotton ball

it's insane

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bp064

06/03/24

today I had like

shit to do

but kaiisyourhomie streamed

so now he stopped and I'm playing pvz while listening to death grips very loudly

not that pvz music is bad

just that it's a very different vibe when I'm listening to death grips

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bp063

27/02/24

y'ever think if we'll ever generally move our time range for fantasy games back more?

like from medieval times to prehistoric or like roman

prehistoric is really what I want

I want caveman chivarly or mordhau y'know?

boy would that be fun

there is some prehistoric fantasy but I can't think of much that isn't a part of a game

you could say that prehistoric far cry game was fantasy but it wasn't really

it was as fantastical as a rockstar game or fallout 4

the only example I can think of is the prehistoric time in chrono trigger

which was a great part of the game

not one of my personal favourites, that would be the monster island I forgot the name of

good game, chrono trigger

overrated I'd say but good

anyway more caveman fantasy please

I'd settle for more roman era stuff but only if you PUSSIES put jesus' crucifation in

YEA

I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM DO THAT

pussies

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bp062

24/02/24

isn't it weird that browlines are also known by the name of 'clubmaster'

like

sure historically speaking it makes sense

I could see some on a dj somewhere

but

like

you're really gonna look at some round brownlines, maybe a shiny black frame and golden nose part and arm thingies that hold on to your ears and say they can be called clubmaster style or whatever?

maybe bookclubmaster, that'd apply

also today's my birthday for anyone curious

in the future obviously it's not like people care about me rn

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bp061

23/02/24

as much as I want to sometimes I don't think I ever coulddo fencing or one of those lame larping versions where they use medieval swords and modern armour

not like

because I can't

I mean I could possibly do it privately

but not in front of anyone

because like

every time I do a move I'd go "HRAAGHH" or "WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE!!!!!" or "You never should've come here" and just repeat those throughout the duel

duelling would also be awesome

have considered going to germany to join certain universities that do duelling with actual swords and actual injuries

I mean what's the fun without the injuries

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bp060

21/02/24

do people like

does everyone have a higher pain tolerance than me

is brazil so behind technologically that shots still hurt

like

what the fuck

it's horrible

it hurteded bad

it bad

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bp059

20/02/24

feeling pretty ⭐🌟✨💫💖💖 ~ manic ~ ⭐🌟✨✨💖💖 today

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bp058

13/02/24

pronouns were never a big thing for me because I never knew what fit best with me besides they and mentally I'd always think differently instincitvely

but

I just noticed

I'm instinctively referring to myself as he in the past and they in the present and future

so

I guess those are my preferred pronouns with myself

for other people you can just pick your favourite

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bp057

13/02/24

maybe I'm just jaded

or stupidly in love

but oppenheimer sucks

just as much my gock

it's a horrible movie

look

acting,

not bad

screenplay,

not bad

story,

in its raw form, not bad

but

it's

SO

mid

it's the middest movie I've ever watched willingly

I wouldn't want to watch it again unless it was with friends and one of them also didn't like it

I love cillian murphy and I hope this opens up more roles for him

he's a great actor and he deserves to be in more than just zilennial mafia downton abbey and this shitty movie

maybe I'm biased after seeing the "mr. oppen, your newest project, the jap-melter 3000 has been used in an... unexpected manner" meme

but like that wasn't even a thing I cared that much about when I originally watched it

idk toward the end I was following the story and all but I didn't really care or remember what was before

it was just like "ok that guy was an asshole, but so are you, and you, and you a little bit"

like the only guy I had no qualms about was einstein

and he's in 2 scenes basically

it just felt very unremarkable

especially next to barbie, which I loved

I've lightened on it now but I was giggling when I watched it

I laughed at alot of the jokes, which I'm a bit ashamed of now, but at the moment they were funny

it wasn't horrible, I enjoyed the experience

I watched oppenheimer right after and basically regretted it

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bp056

13/02/24

what am I doing

I just read a listicle about elaine

like what's wrong with me

I enjoyed it

nothing wrong with that

but like

I had plans y'know

y'know?

yea

you know

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bp055

12/02/24

WOW iced coffee is awesome

was I supposed to figure this out on my own?

this shit bangs, hits, slaps, bops, punches, mauls, and destroys

it's awesome

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bp053

11/02/24

being diseased is ***not*** poggers

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bp052

11/02/24

is it normal to think like

me in any age older than like 2 years from now

I can't help but imagine myself in a beige 3 piece suit, smoking

idk why!

I guess that's just what the default adult looks like to me

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bp051

10/02/24

y'know if I had a glass eye I'd have fun with it

I'd have a bunch of them if they're not too expensive to make

they don't seem like it

I mean if they are just an orb of painted glass that can't be too expensive

anyway I'd want a bunch with a bunch of silly things

I'd want one with an led screen inside and wires coming out so I can have a cool cyborg eye

that'd be awesome

imagine you meet someone and they press a button on their phone and their one of their eyes changes color

from like black to vibrant blue and there's a little flame to it

and then you hear

...

all of a sudden you're teleported to a black world, all you see are white walls keeping you in, and what look like gigantic bones coming at you with increasing speed

spikes thrust and retract into the void

all you know is to live

this music is giving you a headache

anyway thank you for coming to my blog which should be entitled: I want prosthetics everywhere so bad please severely injure me so I may have the opportunity to acquire an awesome robot part

note: I recommend a swift amputation because I wanna eat whatever you chop off me

even if it's eye

y'know what they say

when life gives you lemons

hope that caused a certain episode of happy tree friends to be blasted upon your memory

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bp050

10/02/24

whenever/if ever I get on any dating app, 'prospective sexual conquest' will be a phrase used in my description