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and then he bought a pair in every color

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anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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I believe in them

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The Lonely Weevil Seems To Ride I4 At Night

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Snoots (Thanks to Ze Frank for introducing me to the New Zealand giraffe weevil)

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also. this is gross. but i'm quitting smoking and what no one tells you is that for awhile, i saw some ppl online saying up to a year even, that means you're just hacking up like mucus encased tar. cuz apparently there's these hair like things called cilia in your lungs that slowly move stuff upward so you're able to cough it out, and smoking like. 24/7 365 for the past 5 years had my cilia all fucked up, so now it's finally coming back online and being like holy shit you need this out of here NOW.

anyways don't smoke kids. smoking weed is still smoking and your lungs hate it. fuck vaping too. just eat a gummy or make your flower into a delightful little tea this shit sucks so bad yall

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youre tellin me?

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spreading the trans weather duo agenda is our duty

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first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

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actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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pls tell me i was not the only one who thought of this

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Still love the chapter 2 squad. I need them to go on whimsical adventures and engage in tomfoolery.

Edit: For those wondering why spamtong wasnt fully vaporized, the button got confused because he is gay and also homophobic

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weather duo beach day!!