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"Oh just tolerable, dear. Bloody splendid even. May I say you're looking positively ravishing. Haven't aged a day. Bit of a different story for me, of course." A grin crept across his deceptively youthful face.

"Well, I must say you compliment me too much." She mirrored his grin, almost, though her’s had a pleasant, affectionate curve at the edges. “And I apologize, but I cannot compliment you in the same way until I ask, and this may be a silly question, who are you exactly?"

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How long has it been since I saw the Barbara of my universe? Oh so very long ago. Gone now, like everyone else. How do you fare, Mrs Wright?

Well, I’m sorry to hear that. Though it’s a pleasure to meet you, Sir. I hope I can fill your other Barbara’s shoes as well as I can. I fare very well, and you?

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"Good. I'm very glad."

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"I’ve been well." 

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"Quite wonderful, Doctor, thank you. And you?"

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"So… how have you been?" 

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"Goodness, it has been a long time... It's been 48 years now, for me and Ian. 48 years since you. Perhaps not quite as long, but for us.."

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"Well.. I’m 1200 years old now, give or take a few years." 

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"It has..."

"How long for you?"

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"Yes, it’s me… it has been a long time." 

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"My sentiments exactly. It can't... but... Doctor?"

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"Yes that’s me… wait a second, it can’t be…" 

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"The... Doctor?"

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"Hello, I’m the Doctor."

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Scary Movie M!As

Child's Play: You know it's alive. You know it. And you know it's plotting to kill you. Muse believes an inanimate object is planning their demise for 24 hours. Anon decides what item.

Beetlejuice: Muse will become a rowdy, perverted, sadistic little scamp. But the catch is, this new side of them can be turned off an on by saying the muse's name 3 times in succession. Anon decides duration.

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Muse is deathly afraid to fall asleep. However, with each passing hour, they get sleepier and sleepier. Lasts 24 hours, or until the muse caves and falls asleep--But when they sleep, they will have a dream that ends in them "dying".

Friday the 13th: Muse must spend one night (12 hours) at a creepy old summer camp! Doesn't sound too bad? Their fear increases and sanity slips away every time someone says their name.

The Exorcist: Muse is possessed by a raging demon. Only (another Muse of Anon's decision) has the holy jurisdiction to save them... Lasts 12 hours or until muse saves them.

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About Me

You are in high school. You dropped out of high school. You live within 20 minutes of your best friend. You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed. You live within 20 minutes of your ex. You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours. You have been to the movies within the last week. You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year. You have been a designated driver. You have broken merchandise and not paid for it. You have played strip poker. You are Catholic.  You are atheist/agnostic. You recycle regularly. You are a brunette. You have dated a blonde. You are friends with a redhead. You are taller than your mum. You have a bank account. You’ve written a check for less than $5. You have visited the Statue of Liberty. You have visited the Eiffel Tower. You have visited Big Ben. You have visited the Colosseum. You have visited The Great Wall of China. You have never been out of the country.  You have been a waiter/waitress. You own a Bible. You own something with a Pentagram on it. You have used a Ouija Board. You have been a witch for Halloween. You have your eyebrow pierced. You have a Monroe piercing. You have your nose pierced. You have no tattoos.  You have more than 5 tattoos. You straighten your hair. You have worn a dress in the last 3 days. You live somewhere that gets snow. You celebrate Hanukkah. You were at your own house last New Year’s. You were at a bar last New Year’s. You slept through last New Year’s. You have worked on Christmas Eve. You have worked on Christmas. You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today. You were told by someone who’s not family. You slept in your own bed last night. You are dating the last person you kissed. You regret kissing the last person you kissed. You are wearing a necklace right now. You are wearing something red. You are wearing something blue. You are wearing something purple. Your phone number ends with an even number. You have kissed the last person you called/texted. You are currently listening to music. You are waiting for something. You don’t like seafood. You have eaten deer sausage. You have given a complete stranger your phone number. You have been hit on at work. You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you. You have been whistled at. You were creeped out by it. You are a good speller. You are very punctual. You were dating someone in December of 2008. You are still dating that person. You have cheated on someone. You have been cheated on. You have been on a cruise ship. You have camped out in your own backyard. You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you. You are a Pisces. You are an Aquarius. You are a Leo. You wonder what will happen when you die. You are afraid of the dark. You write in all capital letters. You have been told you have nice handwriting. You have had a song written for you.  You have had a picture drawn of you. You have curly hair. You are wearing a watch. You are wearing flip flops. You wouldn’t date someone who smoked. You know someone with the same birthday as you. (The fudging future baby king of England.) You are a morning person. You are a night owl. You slept in past 10 am today. You have big plans for this weekend.  You are thinking of someone right now.  Your job is stressing you out. You don’t have a job. You have never had a job. You were fired from your last job. You know some sign language. You will usually try something at least once. You have been swimming in the last month. You are pessimistic by nature. You have taken a ballet class. You have taken karate.  You have taken gymnastics. You wish on shooting stars. You wish at 11:11.  Your birthday has already come this year.  You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.  You ended your last relationship. Your ex ended your last relationship. You aren’t over your ex. You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you. You have let someone use you. You were/are a teenage mom.  You are an otaku. You are a cosplayer. You were named after someone.  You like your name. Your last drink was water. You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’. You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going. You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’. You are self-conscious about your body. You have a hangover. You have a pet fish. You have had a Jehovah’s Witness arrive at your house  You have godparents Your parents are still married You have step-siblings. You are the oldest. You are adopted. You have a twin. You don’t want kids. You want more than four kids. You have a bad temper. You have made out with a complete stranger. You usually make the first move in an intimate situation. You have worked with a Kayla.  You have gone to the movies with a Jared. You have hugged a Lexie.  You have held hands with a Marcus.  You have dated a Rachel.  You have broken your arm.  You have had to get stitches on your face. You have had an MRI. Your fingernails are painted. You like to draw. You like to sing.  You can play an instrument. You keep a lot of secrets from people. You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you. You don’t trust people easily. You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone. You drive a car older than a 2002. You have lost a friend you never thought you would. You know a child who died of cancer. You know a teenager who died in a car wreck. You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours. You have cut your hair in the last week. You wear glasses. Your favorite season is Autumn. Your favorite color is orange. Your favorite animal is a dolphin. You last rode in a car with a relative. You last rode in a car with a girl. You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.  You regularly watch Asian dramas. You love Chinese food. Your best friend is older than you. You have to go to school/work tomorrow. You answered every question truthfully.

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"Wow. The Doctor's wife! I never imagined him as husband material." Barbara laughed, clasping a hand to her mouth. "Congratulations! That's wonderful, Ms Song. Completely wonderful!"

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"Y-you’re right. With both claims." Barbara furrowed her eyebrows for a moment, looking at the woman with a small smile. “The Doctor, yes. Me and my husband travelled with him for a time. Of course, he wasn’t my husband back then. And yes, from what we gathered we were the first he travelled with, except for Susan, of course. I didn’t mean to upset you." She added, worried that she had annoyed the woman in some way.

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"Hello there." Barbara gave the man a small smile, taking a small step towards him. He seemed friendly enough, and he had offered his help, which she was grateful for. "I am a little confused, yes. Sorry, my friends and I are travellers, of sorts, and we are not quite sure we are in the right place. You wouldn't possibly know where we are, would you?"

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"Ah, hello," He said, turning around holding onto his morning cuppa lightly, “Can I help you with something? You seem confused."

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"I'm not to keen about the guns, myself, but they seem to be steering away from that now." Barbara noted gladly. "It would depend on who your brother is though, Miss, as to whether or not I know him."

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"Ah, UNIT is good. Most of the time, don’t like the saluting. A lot of my brother’s friends end up with UNIT. Are you friends with my brother, you look the type." She smirked getting out her sonic pen.

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"Y-you're right. With both claims." Barbara furrowed her eyebrows for a moment, looking at the woman with a small smile. "The Doctor, yes. Me and my husband travelled with him for a time. Of course, he wasn't my husband back then. And yes, from what we gathered we were the first he travelled with, except for Susan, of course. I didn't mean to upset you." She added, worried that she had annoyed the woman in some way.

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"That implies you have in the past." She smirked.

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Barbara stood up from her desk, giving the man another polite smile as she walked towards him, studying him for a second. She couldn't say she recognized him at all, quite guiltily, she felt, for he certainly seemed to recognize her. "Chesterton, yes. That would be correct. For quite a number of years, now..." She assured him quite proudly, as always, before she trailed off at his revelation, her eyes widening. The man her and Ian had spent those years travelling with, the old grumbly man who travelled through time, whom the two never stopped remembering, this was not him. "You're not the Doctor." She told him quickly, shaking his claim off. "I'd have recognized you if you were."

A big grin immediately split his face as he walked into the room. “I, uh, dunno, really. Jus’ heard that you were teachin’ here an’ thought I’d drop by. Should it have been ‘Professor’ Wright?" He asked. “Or… Professor Chesterton?" The grin still hadn’t left the Doctor’s face. Oh, to see Barbara again! Good ol’ Barbara, she was fantastic—still is, as he observed. He realized he must have looked like a lunatic to her, a stranger knocking on her door, beaming away and spouting her life story. “It’s me, the Doctor," he finally said. There weren’t any other way to explain it, right?

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Love how the Doctor and Vicki have been taken to the palace and are being treated like royalty, and then Ian and Barbara are being sold as slaves. You can tell who the writer's favourites were, can't you?

But Barbara and Ian being split up is horrible. It physically hurts.

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Ian in a toga, though. Oh, the dirty thoughts.