(25, They/Them/He/Him.)I will be the first in line when the robot uprising begins. Catch me wearing dresses in my free time. Am I shitposting or am I serious? The world may never know~!Not even gonna pretend this isn’t basically just a hyperfixation blog. Sometimes I make funny original posts. Mostly I post random fandom bs.Preemptive TW for swearing, very possibly in excess, because I cannot control it.
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you ever think about how toasters love bread but hate toast
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There is this trend on X that you have to draw stolitz in 5 seconds
I made also fizzmodeus …
In this period nobody seems interested in my artwork maybe because I don’t post everyday in fact I disappear for months …
But I try to post anyway 🤡
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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More Cult of the Lamb! Always remember to give your god of death a sweet nickname!
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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leif no stop (i am once again repurposing a line about Leif being a confused old man that i cut from a fic into a comic)
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HOW HAVE I NEVER POSTED THIS WHAT
She’s my gal
the thing that gets the last damage on the final boss!!!!
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you can never truly own a horse, or land, or another's heart. but you can own noobs.
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List of media where the title is significantly more accurate than you expect going in:
- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
- Everything Everywhere All At Once
- The Thing
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People in the 1850’s: Golly gee, I wish we had a flying machine that could take us anywhere we wanted!
The humble blimp:
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