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Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

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letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

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the wikipedia page for 52 pickup has a picture with cards that have such dark black backs that it looks censored

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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[explaining to me like I'm an idiot] the number 9/11 is a meme and nobody knows why

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Created by : ☆薯餅蛋吐司☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

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imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?