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lily sees this gorgeous boy at the college fest and she knows he is the captain of the football(soccer) team at school. he comes up to her when she is super drunk and will say what is on her mind which is to just kiss potter! its like every nerve in her body is telling her to do it. she talks to him for a surprisingly long time in which they share many happy memories that have them rolling on the floor for minutes, but none of them cares. she doesn’t know why she hated him. he leans in after a particularly funny joke and she doesn’t mind one bit. his lips are soft against hers when he kisses her lightly. she has never been kissed like this before. she has never been kissed with so much compassion, and gentleness, yet so much intensity at the same time! he tastes so fucking good, just like nuts. she doesn’t think she can handle this stopping ever, but her fucking brain reminded her that she is allergic to nuts. fatally. she pulls away. james looks at her with a bit of embarrassment and some other emotion her brain cant decipher yet as she needs to go to the fucking hospital before she dies. she asks james did he eat any nuts recently? “yeah, umm i ate a snickers bar i took from a junior” he tells  her shamefully. “oh fuck” she says. james looks at her a bit  fearfully, and asks if something happened and if it is his fault. she tells him yes something has happened but it is not his fault. she tells him that she is allergic to nuts and if he can please call the ambulance as she is feeling  nauseas as fuck. and might puke. also her skin is on fire and cannot breathe. she also tells him that her epi-pen is in the front pocket of her bag. he quickly dials 999(911) and injects the epi-pen into her arm. this is a bonding memory of their relationship that they will cherish forever...  

Meet ugly prompt

We’re drunk and I don’t know you but ur really nice to kiss and oh fuck is that nuts I taste? Oh you had a snickers bar five minutes ago? AhahahaHAH that explains it. Also pls can you call an ambulance cos I think I’m going into anaphylactic shock. My epi-pen is in the front pocket of my bag btw.

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james probably at some point to lily

james: if vegetarians don't like each other is it still considered beef?

lily: i am breaking up with you

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marauders sleep thoughts part 3

sirius: where do we go when we die?

james: where are we before we were born?

remus: aaghh im going to kill you both in the morning!!!!1

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Marauders sleep thoughts  part 2

james: teachers make money off of the fact that we don't know to do stuff

sirius: ya,, like speak a language.

remus: oh holy merlin please send these buffoons to sleep

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Marauders  sleep thoughts

sirius: umm if bread is just a loaf of dough, then cheese is just a loaf of milk

james: then ice is just a loaf of water

sirius: we are geniuses

remus: shut up, its 3 a.m., we have class tomorrow!

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Sirius: so you wont speak would you?

perp: nope

Sirius: well *gets a guitar and starts violently playing it in no tune and starts barking like a dog.*

perp: why would you think that would work?

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james: what do you teach?

professor 1: comparative histography of the French and American revolutions.

james: nope, how about you?

professor 2: molecular biology

james: worse, what do you study?

professor 3: abnormal psychology

james: so like wierdos and freaks, you should meet my friend. hey! Sirius what are thinking about like right now?

Sirius: I was just thinking about how id make the perfect male specimen based upon my skill set and great singing ability and blood lust.

professor 3: that is fascinating.

Sirius: magnifique

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question

 whoever sees this...please tell me where to get pictures for a Instagram fanfiction ?.

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@rainbowrowell reminding us why she’s our queen 👑

(x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

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This honestly gives me life

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“umm, Evans can I get my quill back?”

“no potter, you should have thought about not having a quill before flinging it at my head”

“ok lets make a deal, I swear I wont ask you out for a week”

“actually I’ll give it to you if you do ask me out, I've got a new insult for you !”

“your wish is my command, go out with me Evans”

“yes”

“wha, what did you say?”

“i said yes”

James asks Lily for a quill

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oh merlin!

1000 Picspams Challenge | #204 - Harry Potter Aesthetics

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sirius:(does a spell on the first try)

McGonagall: well done, Mr. black

sirius: thanks mum

everybody stares at him, and laughs

McGonagall: do you view me as parental figure, black?

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sirius: Gasoline, I'm pretty sure its water

sirius: well, there is only one way to tell. (lights a match and throws it into the puddle)

*explosion

remus: there were other ways to tell

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question!!!

doesn’t Sirius look the tiniest bit like Jesus

or is it just me?  i need to know !!!!

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sirius: "Some girls just can’t resist my good looks, my style, and my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift."

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remus: playing football

sirius: arrives in his fancy car "get in loser' we're going shopping.