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Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞
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if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to
fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming
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Oh I thought that was the roach of a joint......
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“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism
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There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.
Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.
But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”
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You, an intellectual: 9+7=16
Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16
Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
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sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes
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