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rip schrödinger you would have loved dan and phil's relationship status

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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Just checking!

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Just checking!

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I love that we are so desperate for dan and phil to acknowledge us on Tumblr that we've digressed to leaving our posts in the phlit. Dads please just return to us.

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didn’t record the whole preshow but here is a contribution <3

who has suffered more dan or jesus?

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Not "Dear Mr and Mr Games"

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i put a screenshot of the rpf tournament poll in the phlit

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why would you lie like that Google ai???

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Do you think it’s considered cheating if they dated others before you?

Like as in past relationships? Yeah kinda, they should’ve waited their entire life for you

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Everyone go to @rpftourney and vote for phan.. it’s your civic duty..🩷

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folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

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Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

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does it ever drive you crazy or smth