itsallaboutflowermetaphors
itsallaboutflowermetaphors
his flesh was soft between another man's teeth
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Rain, they/them, 27, Germany. back on my Dan and Phil bullshit. I reblog shippy shit. I was very inactive for a long time. itsallaboutflowermetaphors on ao3
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
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"GASTSPIEL" verkündet das Banner des Staatsschauspielhauses.
"CASTIEL" lese ich im vorbeifahren und denke mir 'huh krass hätt ich nicht mit gerechnet aber sure, gibt's noch karten?'
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itsallaboutflowermetaphors · 18 hours ago
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so many bands write songs about “relatable issues” that don’t resonate while the mountain goats write songs about issues no one has ever experienced before that are universal
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itsallaboutflowermetaphors · 19 hours ago
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tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.
it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.
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itsallaboutflowermetaphors · 19 hours ago
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based da vinkis per usual
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itsallaboutflowermetaphors · 19 hours ago
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They/them pussy
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itsallaboutflowermetaphors · 19 hours ago
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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that
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itsallaboutflowermetaphors · 19 hours ago
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Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)
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I love every fucking part of this.
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
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I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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one of my favorite scenes in the entirety of asoiaf is the one where ramsay bolton’s dad is riding through the forest with theon giving casual long winded exposition about Why Ramsay’s Like That while theon sits there eyes bloodshot down several limbs shaking like a dog silently stewing in his own limitless agony and despite this every few minutes he has to be like mhm. uh huh. wow roose that’s craaaazy dude haha
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