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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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Babylon 5 | 2x20 “The Long, Twilight Struggle”
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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america
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"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.
"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."
"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."
"You can synthesize any sound."
"But I can not play music."
"Is there a difference?"
"I want to find out."
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In English, we say: "Will you marry me?"
In TES, we say: "Is that an Amulet of Mara? I'm surprised someone like you isn't spoken for."
"Interested in me, are you?"
"Well, yes. Why wouldn't I be? Are you...interested in me?"
"Yes, yes I am."
"It's settled then. Brief as life can be in Skyrim, at least we'll have each other."
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I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.
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This is killing me. In the episode Qpid, Picard’s old flame Vash reappears and she and Picard are catching up, having a flirty conversation over morning tea.


Then Dr. Crusher unexpectedly shows up and immediately tells Vash that she and Picard have morning tea together very often.


She then proceeds to sit down in the seat Picard was sitting in and starts DRINKING PICARD’S TEA??


Then she offers Vash a tour of the ship, leaving Picard alone in his room.


Power move of the century.
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Shoutout to the Trek ladies who didn't get to wear the uniform often but looked awesome when they did




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