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MFK Jaune but instead of Kill its Enslave: High Elf Winter, Dark Elf Cinder & Wood Elf Pyrrha

Jaune: MFE

Nora: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yes?

Nora: Wanna play a game?

Jaune: No... The last time I played one of your dwarf games I broke three ribs.

Nora: Nononono! We won't be playing such games! The others said they would punish me again of I did...

Jaune: Oh, that's good. Okay, what is this game?

Nora: MFE! It's like, MFK, but instead of killing someone you enslave them!

Jaune: Enslave?! Nora, I am a holy paladin of the, Rusted Knight Order1 You know how I feel about slavery! We have gone out of our way many times to kill slavers! Do you think I would allow such a thing, let along play a game with such a thing?!

Nora: Relax, relax, relax! You're not actually going to do such a thing! You're just saying of the three woman I give you, which one would you do it to.

Jaune: The hell is the difference?!

Nora: Okay, just think about it as kinky roleplay, no slave markings, and things like that, okay?

Jaune: Grrrrr! Fine! We'll play your stupid little game, if only to get you to shut up.

Nora: Awesome! Okay, your choices are! Our wood elf friend, Pyrrha Nikos!

Pyrrha: M-M-Me?!

Nora: Our lofty queen, the high elf, Winter Schnee!

Winter: I am considered a form of royalty among the elves, Nora.

Nora: And, our mysterious dark elf of the party, Cinder Fall.

Cinder: MFE? Hmmm... This should be fun~!

Jaune: Elf's? You want me to play a game where I have to 'enslave' one of the players, and they happen to be an elf?!

Nora: Ya!

Jaune: Nora?! Do you have any idea how many slave rings I've broken up that didn't have at least one elf slave in it! I immediately assume that an elf is a slave of some sort if she has any brandings, and chains on her!

Cinder: Ohhh! So that's why he was so worried about me when we first met. I thought it was because I was a dark elf.

Winter: It is nice to see that he cares so much about us. In his own strange way,

Pyrrha: I think it's nice that he cares about us so much even if it's a little strange.

Nora: Yeah, so?

Jaune: WE are going to have some serious words after this, Nora...

Nora: Okay...

Jaune: I'm gonna do the 'enslave' part first to get it out of the way. So I will 'enslave...'

Jaune: Cinder...

Cinder: Oh? Can I ask why?

Jaune: Do I have to...?

Cinder: Please?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haa... Considering you're a dark elf, and you have a habit of tying people up in various ways, and quite quickly at that! I thought you would be the least upset at being... enslaved.

Cinder: Upset about being enslaved? Well, if I was enslaved by someone like that Cardin, or Mercury fellow's we arrested the other day. I would have been quite... furious. But, if it was you, Jaune~? If it was you who enslaved me... Well, I think I would quite enjoy it, Master~!

Jaune: Y-You would?!

Cinder: You, binding my hands, wrapping a collar around my neck, dragging me through the streets for all to see that you own me. And, to see that all I was wearing was some rags that barely covered my body. You taking your searing hot rode, and reshaping my body to perfectly fit around you? Oh, I would quite enjoy that, Master~!

Pyrrha: I would like that too!

Jaune: You would?!

Pyrrha: I would worship the ground you walk on, Master! I would be your foot stool to rest your feet upon! I would allow you to take your frustrations of dealing with, Nora's antics upon my body as a badge of honour! I will beg to receive your disciplinary touch, and allow me to use my body as your personal toy to relive your bodies stress! I am yours to us as you please, Master!

Jaune: W-W-What?! Winter! Help me!

Winter: Help you? You think I would dare help you enslave my country men! You think I would help you hold them down, to strip their bodies bare, to hold them in place as you forcefully penetrate their cores, and desecrate their chastity! To help you prepare their bodies as your brand them with your mark. Only for you to take me, bed me, fill me with your declivous, heavenly seed, to raise you child~!

Winter: Ahhh~!

Winter: No! I wouldn't like that at all!

Jaune: What the fuck?!

Nora: Ladies, ladies! Come down, you're scaring our darling paladin.

Pyrrha: I'm sorry!

Cinder: I'm sorry, I just wanted you to understand I was okay with you enslaving me.

Winter: My apologies, I let my... bodily desires get the better of me.

Jaune: What the hell?

Nora: You see here, Jaune. These find elven ladies each are in love with you, and all have a slave kink that the will only have with you, Jaune as their master~!

Jaune: She's kidding, right guys?

Cinder: Oh, I am completely head over heals for you, Jaune. And, the thought of being your slave sounds... oh so intoxicating~!

Pyrrha: I've loved you since I first met you, Jaune! It doesn't matter where, or what we do, so long as we do it together.

Winter: Your reaction to dealing with my father's behaviors. Made me understand what actual affection, and love was like. And, I want to continue experiencing that love with you.

Jaune: You, you guys really feel that way..?

Pyrrha: Yes!

Winter: Of course!

Cinder: Always~!

Jaune: Guys...

Nora: So that's how you're going to do things fearless leader?

Jaune: What am I going to do, Nora?

Nora: You're going to marry all three of these beautiful elven woman, and you're going to enact their enslavement fantasies when you fuck them! That's how it's going to happen, right ladies?

Jaune: I should do all of that?!

Pyrrha: Marrying, Jaune~?!

Cinder: Mrs Cinder Fall Arc~? Oh now that sounds lovely~!

Winter: Marrying the man I love, and pissing off my father in the process; What better gift could I ask for? What do you say, Jaune~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Well... I wouldn't really mind it... if it was you three.

Pyrrha: YES!

Winter: That's wonderful!

Cinder: Then let's consummate the marriage at once then!

WP: Yes!

Jaune: What?

Cinder: Let's go ladies!

Jaune: Whoa hey?! Nora?! Nora help me!

Nora: Wait!

Jaune: Ahh! I'm saved!

Nora: My payment?

Jaune: Payment?

Winter: Here you go, as we agreed upon: One bottle of sacred elven tree syrup for your help.

Nora: I thank you for you business. Have a nice day.

Winter: Oh, we will~!

Jaune: What?! You sold me out for a bottle of syrup?! You traitor!

Jaune:

Traitor!!!

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I swear I will.

Jaune: *Reading a book*

Pyrrha: Hey Jaunne...

Jaune: Hm? *looks up*

Pyrrha: *Wearing Jaune's hoodie* How do I look?

Jaune: *Serious* Keep acting this cute and I'll get you pregnant. *Goes back to reading his book*

Pyrrha: *Red* Eh?

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Jaune is walking up to RWBY’s door to ask Weiss out. Of this doesn’t work he’ll stop he gets to the door and is about to knock when he overhears a conversation between Weiss and an RBY member with the topic being himself . If not angsty that’s fine.

Weiss: I am so sick and tired of him doing this!

Yang: Yeah, it is getting kind of sad.

Weiss: You aren't helping! Helping him be "a Yang-man". Ugh!

Yang: Hey, he almost had you.

Weiss: But then he turned out to be just as bad as the rest of my suitors!

Ruby: What suitors?

Weiss: Ruby! Not! Now!

Blake: Have you tried be straight with him?

Weiss: Of course I have! He's just too stupid to know that when a girl says no, she means never!

Jaune's hand fell from the air to his side. He was about to make his final attempt to woo the young Weiss, only for his attempt to fail before it could even be called an attempt. He felt a great swelling pain in his chest as harsh word after harsh word entered his ears and landed directly into his heart. He was about to leave when something else caught his attention.

Weiss: And it's all the more aggravating that the only woman who finds any charm in him is his own partner!

Jaune: !

Weiss: I don't know what it is, but every time I vent to her about this issue, she seems to take his side! There's a fine line between loyalty and being a yes-man for everything someone does.

Blake: ...You do know why that is, don't you?

Weiss: What are you talking about?

Blake: That Pyrrha has a crush on Jaune?

Weiss: You're kidding!

Ruby: You didn't know? It was so obvious!

Weiss: How?! When?!

Pyrrha: Jaune?

Jaune whirled around to find Pyrrha standing behind him. How much she heard, he didn't know. What he did know was that she was standing in front of him right now, with emerald eyes widened in his direction as her beautiful skin was perfectly framed by her fiery and exquisite red hair. Suddenly, all the pain in his heart ebbed away, and a new feeling took it's place.

Pyrrha: Is everything okay?

Jaune: Uh, y-yeah, yeah. Um... Say, Pyrrha, I was wondering if you, I don't know, wanted to get some dinner with me?

Pyrrha: I... I would love to! Khm! I, uh, I mean I would love to, Jaune.

Jaune: Yeah... I'd love to, too.

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Continuing from here for those who wondered whether the Rusted Knight X Tarnished Spartan would’ve had kids in the Ever After…

Jaune: …and that’s why it’s important to communicate with your partner about intimacy. Remember, if they really care for you they’ll consider how you feel and want you to be comfortable!

Pyrrha: And also, it’s very important to use protection!

Teenaged Arkos Son: You mean like watching dates and pulling out?

Jaune/Pyrrha: 😱 NO!!!!

Fifteen years, nine months, and one week earlier…

Pyrrha: *settling into new room in Vol 10 in Vacuo, freshly-rejuvenated by the Ever After tree* Ah…! It feels so nice to be young again and back with our friends!

Jaune: *hugs her from behind* Hey, babe~you know what ELSE comes with feeling young again…? 😏

Pyrrha: Oooh…! Do you think we should? We haven’t picked up any condoms since coming back~! 🥴

Jaune: I mean…we made do for several decades by pulling out and being careful with safe days in the Ever After. Seems like it works, right?

Pyrrha: Hm…🤔 I suppose you’re right!

Pyrrha: *drags Jaune to bed* 😏

Back in the present…

Jaune: …and that’s how we found out that humans apparently can’t procreate in the Ever After, and we’d been having unprotected sex the whole time.

Arkos son: Are you serious right now?! That’s the story of how I was born?! You and mom spent so long in a fairy tale that you forgot how sex works?! I was a mistake?!?!

Pyrrha: Be polite to your father, young man! It was a very stressful time for everyone!

Pyrrha: And for the record, when your father and I tell that story, we describe you as a beautiful magical blessing that the even Ever After couldn’t pull off! 😤

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Some Time Alone

Rusted Knight DILF Jaune: *removes his helmet and reveals his face to RWBY* Hey guys! 😁

RWBY: 😧

Ruby: Jaune! What happened to you?

Blake: How did you become the Rusted Knight?

Yang: Why do you look so…

Weiss: Mature~! 😍

Jaune: Well, it’s a long story. Let me tell it to you while we walk back to my house!

At Jaune’s house…

Jaune: …and I spent the next few decades waiting for you to arrive! 😁

Yang: You’re honestly a lot happier about all of this than I would’ve thought.

Jaune: Well, it’s been a long time to wait, but hey, at least I have Pyrrha here to keep me company, so I’m actually doing great! 🥰

RWBY: ?!

Ruby: Oh no…Jaune’s losing his mind…!

Weiss: He must be seeing things! Pyrrha died back at Beacon!

Blake: Poor Jaune…

Yang: Uh…Jaune, you know that Pyrrha’s not-

????: …Jaune? Are you coming to bed or not? I’m waiting~! 💕

Ruby: Who’s that?

Tarnished Spartan MILF Pyrrha: *steps out of bedroom in her bathrobe and pushes a gray-streaked lock of hair back* Jaune, who are you talking to-Oh! Hello again!

RWBY: 😱

Weiss: MATURE!! 😳

Jaune: 😊

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The trailer for the 2nd RWBYxDC crossover movie is out!

And there’s no team JNPR, so my interest has tanked.

Don’t get me wrong, it does look good, and team RWBY’s outfits are fun, but no JNPR? That just feels… wrong.

Team JNPR has been a part of the show from the first volume, and while they were arguably background characters in Volumes 1-3, by Volume 4 and beyond they are very much an integral part of the story, and there are plenty of people (like myself) who actually favors JNPR over RWBY as their favorite team.

Think about it, when’s the last time we had RWBY without JNPR? Even in V9 Jaune was there. Team JNPR has always been a part of team RWBY’s adventures, and they were in the first movie. So not having them in this one just doesn’t feel right, honestly.

Yes, I’m still going to watch it, and eventually I’ll review it too, but I can’t help but think that the entire time I’m watching team RWBY and these super heroes fight Grimm, there’s going to be a persistent thought in the back of my head: ‘Team JNPR should be here too.’ And I know I’m not the only one thinking that.

Also for those of you who have sent in ship asks I haven’t answered yet, don’t worry. I will get to them, I’ve just been busy.

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Domestic Arkos Role Reversal

Pyrrha: *distressed, reading the mail* Oh, no! I lost another sponsorship! And just when huntress jobs are running short, too!

Jaune: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Darn, that’s too bad. I guess I can go back to my old job being a crossing guard to make ends meet and you can stay home with Jamie for now?

Pyrrha: I suppose it would be nice to spend time at home with our son…

Pyrrha: Okay, let’s do it!

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Jaune: *heading out the door* Love you both! Be good for your mom, Jamie! Remember to call me if you need help, okay?

Pyrrha: Don’t worry so much! Hurry up or you’ll be late!

Pyrrha: Well, it looks like it’s just you and your mother today, right sweetheart? *looks down at Arkos son*

Jamie: *already has gum in his hair* 😀

Pyrrha: 🤦‍♀️…this day is not off to a good start…

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Pyrrha: *struggling with pot roast recipe and slow cooker instructions* Wait, is “warm” a higher or lower heat than “low?”

*Smoke alarm goes off*

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Pyrrha: *steps on lego while playing with Jamie*

Pyrrha: 😫 FU-

Jamie: 🙂 ?

Pyrrha: *clamps a hand over her mouth and muffles her agonized scream*

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Pyrrha: *pushing grocery cart and reading shopping list*

Pyrrha: How can two adults and a five-year-old need seven pages of groceries?

Pyrrha: And what on Remnant is tarragon?!

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Pyrrha: *removes laundry from dryer*

Pyrrha: *holds up shrunken shirt* 😟

Pyrrha: …Jamie, sweetie, how would you like one of your father’s old shirts?

Jamie: 🙃

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Jamie: *running around happily with the other children at the park*

Pyrrha: *slumps on a bench* Ugh…how can one little boy have so much energy…? 😮‍💨

Pyrrha: Maybe I can just rest here for a minute…

Pyrrha: 😴

Random Mother: …excuse me? Miss? Isn’t that your son?

Pyrrha: *cracks open one eye* …bwuh…?

Jamie: *on top of jungle gym, losing his balance*

Jamie: 🫨

Pyrrha: 😱

Pyrrha: *launches herself off the bench into a diving catch*

Pyrrha: *heart hammering* Are you okay?!

Jamie: 🥺 *small nod*

Pyrrha: *flops on the ground clutching her son*

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Pyrrha: *holding napping Jamie on her shoulder during PTA meeting*

Jamie: 😪 *drools a bit on Pyrrha’s shirt*

Pyrrha: I’ve never been so bored in my life…🥱

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Jaune: *opens door to Arkos house* Hello! I’m home!

Jamie: Daddy! *runs to the door*

Jaune: Hey, there’s my little guy! *scoops up his son as he walks inside* How was your day with mommy?

Jamie: We went to the park! Mommy’s sleepy though!

Pyrrha: *passed out on the couch with disheveled hair, stains on her shirt, and a pile of half-opened bills on her lap as her son’s favorite cartoon plays on the tv* 😴

Jaune: *bends down and gently shakes Pyrrha’s shoulder* Pyr? How are you doing?

Pyrrha: *snorts and jerks awake* What? Huh? Jamie, be careful with that-!

Pyrrha: Oh, Jaune…! Welcome home! How was work? 🥱

Jaune: *adjusts Jamie in his arms* Just like I remembered! Helping kids cross the street, politely telling some of the moms that I’m very taken! 😁

Pyrrha: *exhausted pout* I’m much too tired for jokes, Jaune…😣

Jaune: Okay, okay! Let me put my stuff away and we’ll see about dinner!

Jamie: Pizza? 😃

Jaune: *looks at the stack of dishes in the kitchen with burnt-on food* …yeah, sure little guy! Go wash your hands and daddy will order pizza.

Jamie: 😄 *happily runs to the bathroom*

Pyrrha: *slowly gets up and walks face-first into Jaune’s shoulder* …how do you do it…? I’ve trained for the arena for years and fought Grimm bigger than our house, but I’m so tired after one day at home with my own son…! 😭

Jaune: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Don’t worry, Pyr! It just takes some practice! Besides, it’s only until you get another huntress job and get back to being a hero!

Pyrrha: *mumbles into Jaune’s chest* …If you can do this every day while I’m at work, you’re the REAL hero…!

Jaune: Hey, I’m just the loving house husband of Pyrrha Freaking Nikos! I’m sure everyone will be calling you “The Invincible Mom” within the week!

Pyrrha: …

Jaune: …Pyr…?

Pyrrha: *asleep against Jaune* 😴

Jaune: *scoops up exhausted Pyrrha*

Jaune: …she has gum in her hair…

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The Arc Family 12

Saphron: I have great news. I have a girlfriend!

Mama Arc: *Happy* Oh my Oum! My baby has a girlfriend!

Papa Arc: *Happy* Good for you, Saphron.

Little Jaune: Good job, sis. I told you looks don't matter.

Mama Arc: *Gasp* Jaune!

Papa Arc: *burst out laughing* Oh my Oum!

Saphron: You little shit!

Mama Arc: Saphron!

Saphron then runs towards Jaune to strangle him.

Little Jaune: *Runs away* AAH! The orangutan wants to kill me!

Saphron: Come here asshole!!

Mama Arc: You two, stop it! Nicholas say something!

Papa Arc: *crying from laughter* Kids, listen to your mom. *Chuckels*

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Schnarkos Rising

Pyrrha: *watches Jaune cook a delicious meal for Schnarkos family*

Pyrrha: *watches Weiss rock Borea to sleep while singing a beautiful lullaby*

Pyrrha: *sigh* 😢 Both Weiss and Jaune are such wonderful parents…I wish I could do something to connect with Borea, but I don’t know how to do any mother/daughter activities!

Pyrrha: 🤔

Pyrrha: 😮☝️💡

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Weiss: Jaune, it’s almost time to drop Borea off at Preschool! Go put her coat on her!

Jaune: *walks into living room* Borea, sweetie, are you ready to…huh?

Pyrrha/Borea:

Pyrrha: Now, just like this!

Borea: *tiny punch* Hah!

Jaune: *steps back and pulls Weiss into the room*

Weiss: Jaune, what are-?

Weiss: *gasps and covers her mouth* 😃

Jaune: *filming on his scroll*

Pyrrha: One more time!

Borea: Okay, mommy! Hah!

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"I wish we could stay here"

"I wish we could have the life we dreamed of"

"But you are gone and none of this is real"

"So I have to let you go"

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Sorry to ask but do you remember a arkos fanfic I remember it's about people thinking jaune it's a successful one relationship I also remember Pyrrha having the last name Salem

Ooh, I have not. Could you send a link or drop a name? I'll... (Sighs) I'll add it to the pile.

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Can we get Jaune worshipping the perfection of Pyrrha's Mistral Thighs?

Pyrrha: *moans happily* Mhmm, this is delightful~.

Jaune: *has his face placed in-between her thighs* So plush~. *he caresses them* Yet, so muscular~.

Pyrrha: Oh, Jaune~.

Nora: *deadpan* Y'know, you two could do this...when it's not around my PANCAKES!

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Okay RWBY u reeled me back for fanart with this one I can't resist drawing a fucked up creechure

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Lindsay Jones and Miles Luna both walked into that booth to give the performance of a fucking lifetime 🫠

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Volume 9 Jaune memes part 3!