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I heard you guys wanted The President x Rick. Unfortunately this is all I have the time for right now.

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I thought of something canonical that can be rickorty fuel that I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention. It’s about the episode Morty’s Mind Blowers- specifically, the true level scene. And no, I’m not talking about Rick watching Morty’s reaction to experiencing true level.

Okay, so first I have to address the memory where they’re in the alien enclosure, and they trade places with a couple other humans. At one point, we see the scene from the perspective of the other humans. When the memory ends, we get this exchange:

Morty: Hey, how come I was able to see those other people’s memories? I- I wouldn’t have been around for that.

Rick: Yeah, sometimes I gotta do a little editing, Morty. It helps the mind blowers play a little bit better upon revisiting.

That brings me to the true level memory. It features clips of Rick working on it, and for a lot of the time, he’s shirtless.

Morty was not in the garage at that point.

Which means Rick just added that montage of himself to Morty’s memory.

(headcanon: the rough draft of the mind blower had rick saying “you like what you see, morty?”)

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7u7

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note: they were smoking before this

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I Blog My Thoughts as I play Boyfriend to Death 2 for the First Time *spoiler alert* I got Cain’s Route :)

I feel like every time I do one of these I’m just gonna make the title longer and longer.

Read *:･ﾟ✧snazzy *:･ﾟ✧ thoughts such as: GUYS IT’S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT-HE’S EMO!

Honestly the death I got was kinda boring, Like, ya’ girl was carrying this whole show on her back with the witty commentary. I gave y’all sass, I gave y’all drama, I gave y’all ENERGY, and what did I get from my killer counter part??? 

No, I’m genuinely asking because I got nothing-

I understand why I never see him in the BTD tag  💅

LEMME STOP, I’M OUTTA POCKET FOR THAT ^^^ he ain’t even real, what am I tryna do hurt his feelings??? I’m really just bitter because I died, lol.

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Times Rick Calls Morty Babe/Baby

(mostly for my own ref lol, still in progress)

※ s1ep1

※ s1ep6- 11:15

※ s2ep6- 7:55

※ s2ep7-20:50 (kind of- he says it to morty and summer)

※ s3ep6- 16:17 (directly to morty) AND 18:10(kind of, he says it out loud w only morty next to him)

interesting that every 6th ep of each season has him saying it 🤔 hopefully they continue the trend in season 4 🤧

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sorry but if your immediate reaction to rick going “fuck love” over morty choosing a girl over him isnt “wow rick is in love with morty” are we watching the same show ?

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Making more memes because I'm bored and it's the only thing I can contribute to this fandom.

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🥺💦👌

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XD

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"(msi) golden i meme (boyfriend to death)"

FA. FOR YOUUUUU 😳👉👈

@darqx

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drew ren for the first time!!

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Dude, the rickorty intensifies everywere!

#morty #rickandmorty #premier

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Rick definitely throws some willllld after parties man, More of this AU  

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trying out a new style!

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“Hands down.. pray for me.. get your fuckin hands up..”

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im the s5 premiere

morty: "haha look im a normal straight boy who has a huge crush on this pretty girl and we KISSED" "no im not sabotaging our hangout makeout time by getting wine for rick which ive shown i have enough spine to just deny his request im totally not selfsabotaging this relationship due to unconfronted feelings for my grandpa what noooo"

seriously tho he coulda just said no fuck off rick but he didnt and that pissed him off so he genocided those people

when jessicas like lets be friends he wasnt even that sad. shes like We're just Friends and he goes oh okay ya thats fair WITH RICK IN THE ROOM

he kissed her once and was like ya that was fun but my heart wasnt into it, totally not examining why tho haha

on the flip side, rick:

mr nimbus "someone u trust ur whole life with" rick "morty come here" like ok damn we see u

when he goes "your /girlfriend/?? -_-" could u sound any more jealous

rickorty in this ep felt like unrequited rick and denial morty