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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

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his favorite view

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"Motivational note. Craig McGill crash-landed in the acid swamps of Boreal 9, fought off arachnid kidney-poachers, and hijacked a tame starwhal.

If he can do all that, you can survive one more day."

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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this pic kills me every time cuz they had no reason to be grinning all evil other than just being gay asf

good for them.

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request was: maki and nobara back to back

I totally did not follow the request but i found this pose and it was a little too cute to pass up 😔😔😔

(request came from an anime-only friend so I didn't add any manga spoilers)

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every r/relationship_advice post: first of all I want to clarify I could not ask for a more perfect and loving husband. anyway every day he tries to kill me,

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i forgot i made this (panda is taking the photo)

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