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Image description 1: the squab, a pudgy little grey bird raising its wings

Image description 2: the same squab with a lit cigarette in its beak

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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Hey so! Everyone! luigi mangione is NOT proven to be the same guy as the UHC CEO shooter! You all moved on from how sketchy the evidence was and how he's probably being framed way too fast! You are all cyberstalking some random dude who's having probably the worst time of his life! Innocent until proven guilty, everyone! I can't believe I'm having to say this to literal adults! It's pathetic, everyone! ^^

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I had no idea I posted this, I’m not even Bosnian or Herzegovinian

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Jesus was perfect and people still hated Him. Stop caring so much about what people think of you.

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2025

BE A STUDENT OF WHAT YOU ADMIRE

DO IT BADLY RATHER THAN NOT AT ALL

TO DESPAIR IS TO CEDE VICTORY TO THOSE WHO DO NOT DESERVE IT

BROADEN YOUR CULTURAL HORIZONS

REVEL IN THE ANALOGUE

ACTION ABSORBS ANXIETY

GRIEF IS PRODUCTIVE; GUILT IS NOT

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Inside is a third box, labeled DO NOT OPEN UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE TIME ZONE WHERE YOU OPENED BOTH PREVIOUS BOXES.

Time Capsule Instructions [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball and Megan are clinking wine glasses while Ponytail is digging with a shovel under a sign standing on two legs next to Ponytail. From the off-panel to the left several voices are shouting. On the sign are two large words above two lines of unreadable lines of text.] Off-panel voices: Happy New Year! Sign: Time Capsule

[A dirty box with a hasp closing it. There is a label on the lid:] Do not open until 2025

[Cueball and Megan, holding their wine glasses, look over Ponytail's shoulder as she crouches down in front of the box and opens it with an audible sound. The shovel is standing behind the box, dug into the ground.] Click

[The open box is shown revealing that it contains a second, pristine box with a similar label:] Do not open after 2024

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its auld langing absolute syne

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"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

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you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?

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1 Thing I Hate About You

The Crying Of Lot 1

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1 Hour

The Crying Of Lot 1

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