issyplaysminecraft

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Tommyinnit is either an enigma or a blunder of god.

He can say ‘I was a sex worker for 8 months’ and no one bats an eye, but he announces his book almost named after one of the best fics in the dsmp fandom and we collectedly go crazy. There is no plausible way to describe his behavior.

His middle name is also Michael. He’s already British, pick a struggle dude.

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I think my biggest agere tip is learning a new language to simulate first learning to read, write, and speak. You can find cartoons (or set ones you already like to your target language), worksheets, workbooks, and games in that language, and it's a skill you can continue to use in your everyday life! Plus, "learning like a child" isn't the world's strangest idea, if ever someone finds the workbooks. Plus, you can give yourself a new name in that language to learn how to write- assuming it's not culturally appropriative, of course; be mindful! If it would be, try learning a name you like, or the name of a character instead.

This can work on a number of levels, and can connect you to your religion, your ancestral roots, or even hobbies you have. You can try learning the ABCs of the witch's alphabet to learn to write, or you can really practice that language that only your foreign relatives know, or learn a bit of Klingon to impress your Trekkie friends. Personally, I've learnt a bit of ASL this way to help with my nonverbal episodes. Just think about it.

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

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alright I finally drew him (ft @clownputo ‘s fankid doodle on the punching bag)

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my first time coloring lancelot and it's a shitpost

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Fight!

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Yeah whatever

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I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

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Phil: I think I see your father... On the minimap... Yes! Hello, hello!

Missa: Hijo! I– [SCREAMS]

Phil: [Laughs] I've been- I've been keeping our son alive, and away from- [He kills a Phantom] danger! We were gonna play catch.

Missa: I bet he thought I was leaving for milk and cigarettes and wouldn't come back.

Phil: You got cig–? [He's interrupted by a Phantom] You got cigarettes?

Missa: And milk. 😌

Phil: [Laughs and slaps his desk]

Missa: But I did come back.

Phil: You brought the milk back, I'm so proud of you.

Missa: Of course. Now–

Phil: [Laughs]

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Tubbo replied to Twitter user @slimeguyethan's tweet on his main at 23:33 BST

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this tweet about how cclingy's fanon interpretations kinda swapped ...

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i just had a horrible vision about how tommyinnit was canonically religious and worshipped twitch prime (more accurately , church prime / the prime church) and how twitch is a bunch of people watching you live, and that the deities of the prime church were actually watchers, and some convoluted tommyinnit-hermitcraft au flashed through my mind in half a second

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M tired so m not gonna do a ton of words rn

But I made a personal agere outfit board with lots of blue!!!

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TOMMY'S NEW VIDEO JUST MAKES THE LORE I'M CRAFTING EVEN MORE FUN!

Also, as the poll said, this interpretation of the lore will be called "The Adventures of Tom Simons", "TATS" or "TAoTS".

As those who followed this thing probably know, my interpretation is that most (if not all) the people who arent Tommy in the series are demons, such as:

Griefers - Malphas and Raum Slimecicle - Mammon or Allocer Jschlatt - Either Pan or straight up Lucifer

And those who arent demons are angels, such as:

Mumbo Jumbo - Jophiel Philza Minecraft - Azrael Quackity - Sachiel

and WHERE DO I START WITH GODORP???

He could be Flauros, Valefar, something else, IDK!

He could be sealed in either a toy Tommy crafted or a huge weird statue Tommy made and BOTH WOULD BE HILARIOUS!

Ancient Demon who's absolutely fucking done with this random 5yo: "KID, SHUT THE HELL UP"

TAoTS!Tommy, unbothered af: "WHAAAT???? I CANT HEAR YOU FROM ABOVE ALL MY AWESOMENESS"

Something else is that Mr. Bastard could exist because of a necromancer sent to kill TAoTS!Tommy, but failing because of his Plot Armor™

Also, the fact that he uses cheats so much means he maybe already sealed a deal with TAoTS!Slimecicle, which also explains how he got the heads (atleast in canon).

So yeah, i might add some more stuff later and make some Godorp fanart, but i'm abit tired already.

If you wanna add something to the lore (any headcanon or anything like that) to make the project grow abit and maybe to even reach Tommy at some point, you're free and encouraged to do so!

Byeee :DDD

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cute ideas for when you’re bored!

Build a blanket fort and have a cozy reading session inside.

Create a scavenger hunt around the house or in the backyard.

Have a dance party with your favorite music.

Paint or draw pictures.

Bake cookies or decorate cupcakes.

Play board games or card games with family members.

Do a puzzle together.

Have a movie marathon with popcorn and snacks.

Make homemade slime or playdough.

Have a picnic in the living room or backyard.

Plant a small garden or care for houseplants.

Create a DIY craft project using recycled materials.

Build with LEGO or other building blocks.

Have a karaoke session singing favorite songs.

Write and perform a short play or puppet show.

Learn a new skill, like juggling or simple magic tricks.

Have a tea party with stuffed animals or dolls.

Do a science experiment with household items.

Go on a nature walk and collect interesting items.

Make homemade pizza or tacos with various toppings.

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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year