isopodcruncher

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My brother saw my url and asked if I ate my isopods. HOW MANY TIMES. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE. I DO NOT EAT THE ISOPODS… sighs… sorry… i let my inner darkness take hold of me. Heh

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heh. wonder what this button does... *i am killed instantly*

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she b-blocked me...? ;_; but but I'm just a.. *suddenly eyes razor sharp* i am very evil

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mutual how i wonder how your mind works

it works. somehow

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heh. he still has yet to face me. coward

megamind will not face me in the astral plane because he fears my overwhelming spiritual strength. my glance will rend flesh from bone. i know what he did in 2019

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Dogs are naturally evil and of the devil. Wish they weren't tho, they are cutesy

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I think we should start setting walmarts on fire. send tweet

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im stimming *five nuclear silos explode* hold on im stimming *alarms go off* stims *all nuclear bombs detonate*

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sorry... yeah... your boyfriend was consumed by the writhing mass of bugs and isopods in my basement :/// yes, I'm sacrificng him to kristen stewart, you can keep his bones

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SHES MISSING NO

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SHE TOOK MY ISOPOD SHE TOOK HER

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Perma-shifting to supernatural to see my amazing husband Dean Supernatural. goodbye fools

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I do not trust people who enjoy math. We are Not Meant to understand numbers. Stop comprehending. we should've stopped counting after 5

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Do not ask me if I crunch my baby Isopods. I Do Not!

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does anyone here like isopods

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I know they can’t hug but they deserve it