isetmyfriendsonfire

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

every documentary about the beach boys is like "brian wilson went INSANE from the immense pressure of being a genius songwriter" so you figure it's all pretty deep stuff and then you go and listen to it and it's all just doowop songs about being cool as fuck while you cruise up in down the beach in your ratrod getting tons of pussy

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

i think there's like some kind of divine intervention preventing me from eating wendy's. the last time i bought it i got taken to jail before i could get home and eat it and the last two times i've went to one there's been some kind of issue that stops me from ordering

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

SHE A TRYNA BE A FREAK BUT THE BANDS KEEP POPPIN

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

i just want to live in a world where i can say the same racist bullshit as 80% of the rest of everyone and not be treated like an extremist for it. is that so much to ask?

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

everyone who likes me is a chill guy that really gets it and everyone that doesn't like me is a woke faggot #RealShit

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

why are news outlets trying to call that tuskeegee shooting a mass shooting and pin the whole thing on that jaquez myrick guy when there's video of the event where you can clearly hear like 5 different guns going off

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

i actually think that we should fully lean into the consumerist bastardization of holidays. now that god is dead, celebrating our excess really is all that we have left and it feels comforting in the same way that being put under by anesthesia does

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

i want to get a cat and name it blanket and only talk to it in a michael jackson voice and only hold it like this whenever i pick it up to show it to guests who visit

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

people that cry about spoilers and get entire discussion boards locked down whenever something new releases really are the biggest hall monitor dorks of the internet. just go watch/read whatever you're complaining about being spoiled for instead of continuously engaging with discussion boards that are solely dedicated to that piece of media.

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

babies be like i've been getting really into chewing my food lately

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

watching the entire internet pull a 180 and pretend like they didn't give a fuck about the tyson paul fight because jake paul didn't lose and embarrass himself is pretty funny people are so predictable

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

do the nae nae right now before you get a whoopin

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

i'm making chili and baked potatoes fuck w me

[isetmyfriendsonfire]

i haven't heard anything about jerma985 on this site for like a year. what happened? you guys used to all love that guy :(