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isetmyfriendsonfire · 9 days ago
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i've been doing so much flooring this week all the hair on my knees has rubbed off and i just have twin bald spots right where the kneepads i should be wearing are at
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 10 days ago
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 10 days ago
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just walked past this joker themed bar?
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 12 days ago
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I'm always saying this
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 14 days ago
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i'm making smothered pork chops with redskin mashed potatoes and broccoli with cheese sauce for dinner you fucking wish you were me bitch
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 15 days ago
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 17 days ago
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 20 days ago
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I SWAG WHEN I SURF
I SWAG WHEN I SURF
I SWAG WHEN I SURF
NOW WATCH ME SWAG AND SURF
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 22 days ago
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the internet found out that the costco guys are jewish oh fucking no
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 23 days ago
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watching liberals just be racist as fuck and try to gotcha republicans by 100% unironically going like "well who's gonna mow your lawn or clean your house after all the illegals get deported. heh checkmate"...... like 24/7 plugged in white liberal twitter dorks genuinely think there won't be anyone to work manual labor jobs if all the brown people get deported. really shows you where their heads are at
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 24 days ago
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imagine how relieving it would feel to find out that the matrix is actually real and we all live in a simulation. man you're telling me none of this shit ever had consequences to begin with? thank fucking god i just spent the last like 6 years wondering if i should kill myself because i went out in public with my fly down
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 24 days ago
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 26 days ago
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watching reddit dorks troll db sparking zero events because they're mad that a game franchise that has always been known for being a button masher for babies that are too stupid for real fighting games isn't balanced is really funny actually
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 26 days ago
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why are you bringing politics into this? i just like sucking cock
the destiny cock sucking incident
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 26 days ago
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i live in the ff7 house
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 26 days ago
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the destiny cock sucking incident
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isetmyfriendsonfire · 26 days ago
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