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Kevin: I hate you. Nico: Well according to this picture Mick drew of us holding hands that's not true. Kevin: Nico, you drew that. Nico: It doesn't matter.
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Kevin: What is wrong with you? Nico: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Nico: You tricked me! Kevin: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
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Nico: *car is on fire and screams in agony* Nico: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Nico: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
Fernando: Nico stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Nico: Who me?!
Fernando: Yes you!
Nico: Couldn't be!
Fernando: Then WHO?!!
Nico: Kevin stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Kevin (kicking Nico): Suck my balls mate I didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch.
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Nico: If you want my advice-
Max: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Nico: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.
Lewis: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Kevin: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Nico: I think you mean cards.
Mick: He did not.
Kevin, pulling out knives: I did not.
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Kevin: I'm sad.
Nico: Don't be sad cause sad backwards is das.
Nico: And das is not good.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Daniel, with Max and Yuki behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Daniel: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Daniel: NYCK FUCKING FELL OFF!
Nyck, running: Fucking wait for me my legs are short.
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Charles : Fuck!
Seb : Language!
Lance : Shit!
Seb : Language!
Kevin : Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass?
Seb : Language!
Max : That's one crazy motherfucker.
Seb : Language!
Lando : What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?
Seb :
Seb : What the fuck-
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mick is also very kitty cat meow meow btw BUT he’s actually a dog he’s personification of golden retriever puppy vibes
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Max: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Max: Ask me to kill for you.
Charles: ...First of all, calm down-
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Lance: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
Lance: *flips down sunglasses* Not my problem anymore. See ya later loser.
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Guys, I think I have just found the best video ever
tiktok: ohmyleclerc
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*at a zoo*
Lance: What are they in for?
Fernando: Lance, this isn't prison.
Lance: So they can leave?
Fernando: No, but-
Lance, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Lewis: Wake me up-
Fernando: Before you go go.
Pierre: When September ends.
Lance: WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
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