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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

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selkie au counts for mermay.... riiiiight......

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macarons

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Carefully tracking market trends to identify the exact moment when the price of a dozen donuts will exceed $12, thereby inverting the meaning of the idiom "to bet dollars to donuts".

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Has science gone too far

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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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Me trying to pick all the options that I think Kris would want to do and say so they don't hate me as much for controlling them

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although I'm not sure if it changed for the better

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This is a re-draw of my first DELTARUNE fan art

…It’s been a while, uh?

It’s so cool seeing our growth between the chapters, I was a completely different person back then

(I got so much character development 😌/j)

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why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it

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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]