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rick and morty is really like: i need you. you’re hurting me. i want you gone. i’m hurting you. i know you better than anyone. you’re a stranger to me. i’ve seen you die a thousand times. i’ve tried to save you and failed. i’ve aimed a gun at your heart. i’ve tried to kill you and failed. i need your respect. i couldn’t care less what you think of me. get away, i need to breathe. come back, i am drowning. i don’t trust you. i don’t trust anyone but you. look at me. look at me. look at me. i am sinking my teeth into your arm. i am breaking skin. i am hitting bone. i am stitching your wounds. i am not looking you in the eye. i want to forget. i need to remember. i wish you’d never come here. i wish i’d never found you. without you i’m lost.  if i don’t have you, who do i have. you get me. you made me. you’re what i made of you. please don’t think i’m a bad person. please know i’m a bad person and love me anyway. and im just supposed to be normal about that?

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Thought about the toxic ep Almost died

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the episode in a nutshell

and happy future parents🥳🥚🎉

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i cannot express enough how fucking ecstatic i am that "morty-whipped" is now a canonical term in rick and morty

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Testing other brushes of my comfort zone

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Grandpa Rick CANNOT be trusted with making a reliable love spell antidote [ eng | рус ]

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fun fact! homesteader rick is alive and happy with arcade morty on their farm! *cries while listening to tori amos*

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the thing about r&m that's so enamoring to me is the Why, or lack thereof. why are you together? why won't one of you leave? why can't you be normal about each other? and why have you accepted this as destiny?

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ok re: the reply that said that they were horny in the ship on the way over bc they got low dose pheremoned through the vaccine: i pitch to you, they didn't fuck but they got real close to kissing, like chests heaving foreheads pressed against each other and it was so lustful and romantic that it was honestly worse than if they had just jerked each other off

mmmm stay winning rickorty fam <3333333333

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mmmm stay winning rickorty fam <3333333333

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the final sex ray didn’t work on beth because “thank goodness we already had sex”

vaccine is bullshit. rick and morty simply already had sex

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the real evil morty origin story

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one of the main appeals of rickorty to me is that despite how fucked up the relationship dynamics are (grandpa and teenaged grandson, the power dynamics between ricks and morties, the shit rick has morty go through) the actual relationship is… surprisingly healthy? at the very least, for the main duo. it’s like they integer overflowed their Fucked Upedness level and somehow landed into soulmate territory idk how they did that

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farmer rick and arcade morty should have kissed but. my only critique on an otherwise perfect episode

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rickorty review s3e7 ricklantis mixup

alright this episode barely fuckn has our favorite c137 couple, so I’ll be reviewing the citadel’s rickorty themes too.

and yet ya rarely do old man- admit it, ya like his fight

seeing ricks condescendingly coo over a morty is a fresh pace from all the degradation lmao. cute as fuck

sometimes a fuckn polycule is just one hilbilly scientist grandpa and his three young tattooed grandsons

all the ricks in a crowd oooing and ahhing over president morty was cute as fuck. so were their shocked faces when he got shot. look at them reaching for him

a fucking morty themed strip club. i can tell ya no fuckn morty’s bought, built, and paid for this. give me a reason that ricks would build this strip club that isnt “they want to see the mortys be sexual and dance on poles and shit”. ya cant.

(usually step-) siblings and parent/child incest roleplay porn is already a huge fuckn thing, but ya know whats not mainstream? grandpa/grandson

yea sure just take yr grandson to go lose his virginity to a mermaid and then make fuckn weekly plans to do it again, completely normal family activities to bond to together

rickorty rating: 5/10

for the strip club and the incest porn comment. if it followed our pair, the rating would be higher, but for right now all we got for them is off screen mutual mermaid puss lmaoo

honourary mention: a fuckn school where they teach mortys exactly how to please their new ricks… yea okay, what kind of tutoring ya got going on in there?

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