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if you were playing games with a mouse, she might suggest 'hide and squeak'. naturally you couldn't play this as you're not a mouse (unless you are a mouse)

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My father's funeral was yesterday. There are a lot of ways that I could attempt to eulogize him, but for the sake of expediency I'm going to go with an incident, towards the tail end of the Obama administration, where I was sitting in the living room reading, and he charges in in a big huff, says, "Look at what he sent me! Can you believe this guy?" and hands me this:

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nothing beats the intimacy of being silly together

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the way homestuck did its clouds...

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Girl did you just quicksave

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Rating: TRUE!

THIS POST FACT CHECKED BY REAL FAIRIES

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I hope folks understand that none of the indie RPGs I describe on this blog are made up examples. "A game that interrogates socially constructed definitions of sexuality by casting players in the roles of horny skeletons trying to figure out how to have sex with each other" is real. You can buy it.

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Hey boss, I need to go home. Yeah I imagined a harpy maid dusting shelves with her wings and now I need to go lie down and ponder this for a few hours

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fat cat and fat cat...

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As discussed in my Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door livestreams, there is an immensely rare event whereby Luigi would throw a rock at Mario. Finally, I have managed to obtain footage of it.

Please join me on the Supper Mario Broth Twitch channel for an analysis of the final chapter of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door!

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how did senshi say this with his mouth

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This game is fun but I fucking hate the wheel of fortune

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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

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god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked