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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

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Oh my god i said last night that this doge shit was making me feel like oppenheimer and now trump is comparing it to the manhattan project... Too on the nose. too on the nose. this is going to make me break my weed break early i need to use a substance or two

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my most memorable SS13 experience is that round where i cut one of my arms off and replaced it with a chainsaw for more efficient gardening. Then I got killed by trying to hack a vending machine to dispense cannabis seeds, but through admin intervention i got brought back as a skeleton named "weed skeleton." I then proceeded to survive until the escape shuttle was called, where i was then suplexed to death.

every space station 13 story plays out like an episode of regular show

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Does free will exist?

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"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.

"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.

"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.

"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth

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how come you can’t show a gun or pistol on Cartoon Network but you can show a “plasma pistol” or “ray gun”. I feel like a gun that shoots plasma or ray would be significantly more gun

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They're going crazy on LinkedIn

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my observation from 2 months of kittens

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Hey girl you remind me of the forbidden amulet because I would kill someone without hesitation to hold you

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girlwizards are an endangered species and should be protected by the federal government

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biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

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Tip: A friend is someone you can talk to about Fantasy Worldbuilding

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Anyone else craving something between intimate touch and autistic sensory euphoria, I don't mean feather light traces on bare skin that shit makes my skin crawl. Can u like crush the weight of my soul back into my body, or idk wrap ur legs around mine, a squeezing bear hug maybe. Let me be a weighted blanket for a while

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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering