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i can see tim doing last min bat tech support in civvies he’s like “hey can i borrow your phone real quick” and then hacks into it so that he can do multi-screen remote hacking into the pentagon

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made this joke on discord the other day

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Just proves my point.

i wanted to draw tim in an MIT sweater since this tiktok

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100% Tim Drake-Wayne

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Bruce and Clark probably have long, dramatic arguments over Classic Lit (Clark's minor in college and Bruce ended up reading some of the old books he collects). They bring wildly different perspectives to the table, and keep thinking they should agree but mostly they don't. It's been going on practically forever, and reached a fever pitch when Jason was Robin because Bruce would frequently hand Jay the phone, and fume because Clark seemed to take Jason's perspective a lot more seriously than Bruce's.

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america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

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Dude, this brings me sooooo much joy!

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Tim: I mean it's one banana, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?

Jason: You've never actually set foot in a super market, have you?

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Jason Todd has definitely siphoned gas from the batmobile before.

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The book that contains the solution to all my problems.

book

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batman and robin: year one

(Aka bruce is still learning how to say no to puppy dog eyes and choreographed dance numbers)

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Absolute power

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He just a sweet cinnamon bun, let him be in the picture!

Blocking the view

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god please take every traumatic incident i had as a younger sibling and give it to tim drake

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no thoughts just Jason blasting ‘white girl music’ on his motorbike as Red Hood

Minor villain: ahaha! The bats are nothing! I will easily beat them!!

*call me maybe starts playing*

Minor villain: oh shit

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Classmate or teacher: damian? Is someone coming to pick you up?

Damian: one moment *raises his head slightly*

*Superbass (Niki obvi) can be heard in the background at full volume, the ground shaking*

Damian: *heavy sigh* yeah my brothers here

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He's struggling with his R's

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Bruh, Bruce tried to fucking lobotomize him. Ain't no fucking way Jason just fucking forgives him omfg