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i know this bitch would have loved the Oreo Coke

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so…. uhhhhhhh—it’s just that. yeah but, —I mean…. ummmmm

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ʷʰʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

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People who attach themselves to conventionally attractive characters have no idea how easy they have it. Oh that character has full on shirtless scenes and sex scenes in your favorite show? How fun for you. Oh the actor has a long list of lead roles in movies that are vaguely watchable and the plots revolve around how attractive they are? That's so nice.

Meanwhile over here in Scrunglemanville- The Character Actor Center of the World, you see a flash of forearm or even a glint of a single chest hair and you get struck by a bolt of unmitigated lust.

But the funny part is, I'm only a little jealous as I watch the single worst movie I've ever seen because it has a four second scene with My Guy who also happens to be in the most hideous makeup and costume you can imagine, because I'd rather die than live the bland existence of being attracted to Mr. Mediocre Actor McMuscle the VIII.

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would you love me if I was a worm ?

cause Jonathan Archer would

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Asked my sister to take a pic of my outfit so I could see. Went like this:

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watching this movie rn and yeah lol most of the dudes are dressed in like modern suit jackets poorly disguised by a old looking hat and grease paint

budget level 0

enjoyment level 100

so this movie tried to do that whole "blushing maiden observes hunky man showering" scene but I guess they couldn't afford/rig up a shower so instead he just... pours a mason jar of water on his head??????? and I am fucking wheezing. oh my god. they tried. they really tried.

she stopped staring and gave him his breakfast eventually lmao

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casually frothing at the mouth wanting to be in this room

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✨Never forget where you came from ✨

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My bad here’s the rest

kinda gay to be an adversary/willing victim but whatever…

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kinda gay to be an adversary/willing victim but whatever…