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So today we're having a look at a Seiko SCED039 which is one of the Giugiaro Design watches used in the movie Aliens. I got this Seiko chronograph cheap as it is not the same colorway used in the movie. Quite honestly, I saw the movie in the theater back in the day, and it wasn't until I started my watch hobby that I found out. Just a bit of detail the costume designer added that only a watch nerd would pick up on. Anyhow, happy birthday to The Jesus.

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Well, I'm not giving ANY spoilers, you'll just have to watch it. Watch it ALL THE WAY thru, or you'll miss stuff....

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Welcome to the f**k sock! Yeah, and why ducks don't like them. Also talking plastic army men and really bad cocoa. All this and much, much, less on today's exciting episode of Advent Calendar Crap! Get it while it's hot!

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Today Hobo Santa tells us all about his nipples and I get even more depressing cocoa. Yeah, just watch the video...

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Well another dumpster fire of a video is out for my wonderful subscribers. Hope you like dinosaurs that eat poop.... and Deliverance.... Just watch the damn thing...

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Today we visit the HMS Victory as well as Admiral Nelson's toilet (that toilet where they make the watches). Also an eagle with superpowers is livin' the thug life.... and who would think I would sneak a reference to another 80's band into a video so soon! All this and so much less! Click for more advent calendar goodness!

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Yeah, not much to say. Day 11 is here! There's Ratt and batteries... it's something... Just watch already, you know you want to.

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Today has been a day of nothing but disappointments. First, I find out that I'm not a viking, and then I find that someone I trusted has been lying to me for my entire life. Well, here is the result of my day of sadness. The day 10 advent calendar, grab it while its hot!

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I'm going to write a sci-fi novel called "Do Androids dream of Farting Butterflies?".... Just saying... Day 9 is up. Get it while it's hot!

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...another tragedy strikes the set of I Review Crap.... This time it's the chocolate calendar! Can I survive another 16 days? Does anyone care? Tune in to tonight's video to find out!

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Today, on a very special episode of "Advent Calendar". Watchbot sabotages studio equipment and Magical Hobo Santa gets the Christmas gift of his dreams. How can the show go on? I totally didn't leave a hidden shoutout for Leonardo Luque in the video. Nope totally not there at all... don't bother looking for it.

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#AdventCalendar #IReveiwCrap Yes more of this same plastic model, coffee, and chocolate... but now featuring MOAR BISON! Day 6, I'm running out of advent calendar descriptions. Whatever nobody reads this and I have all the keywords in this paragraph, Bison.... yeah Bison is a keyword now. It comes up, so I'll talk about bison. Bison are fast... I mean really fast.... like faster than Usain Bolt. I found this out today. Bet you didn't know that, well I know it because I'm smarter than you. Of course I'm just typing a bunch of nonsense, so you have to pay close attention to what is being said because if you respond in the comments below with nothing but the words "I love bison" you'll prove to me that you are paying attention to stuff and If you are the first one you'll get a million....err...no.... a hundred.... ummm... no....You'll just get a call out in the next video. That'll be fair I think. Anyhow, I've got nothing else to say, so I suppose Ill just end the video here and thank you all for bothering to read this silly stream of consciousness thing I'm typing here in the description. I wonder how many characters I can put here before running

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Yeah, these keep dropping later and later.... if I don't reign this in, I'll fall behind soon.... anyhow VW Bus model, Coffee, Chocolate, you know the score. It's day 5.... great!

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Yeah day 4 of the never ending Advent Calendar..... VW Bulli Bus, Divine Chocolate, Crappy coffee....you know the drill.... Just watch it already!

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Another day, another part for my VW Bus model. More crappy chocolate and average coffee as well. Still better than the horrible calendars over at Ashen's channel.

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Wrist show of my new Casio Duro. And VW Bus advent calendar Day 2.... Divine Advent Calendar, and Around the world in 12 Coffees...Better than Ashens Advent Calendar. ;)