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we ended up leaving three days in and going to a hotel cos they snored too loud. we did fuck in that room tho when they weren't there. nobody needed to know this
partner's parents want to share airbnb in tokyo for a week. we'd be sharing a room. they're right. it is cheaper
but also.......... i would really like to fuck my boyfriend
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partner's parents want to share airbnb in tokyo for a week. we'd be sharing a room. they're right. it is cheaper
but also.......... i would really like to fuck my boyfriend
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this is going to happen very soon
instead of complaining about the prices of animation programs (toonboom👀) i've decided that i'm going to win the lottory so i can afford them
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i crossed my legs and said to my buoyfriend "you'll find that most villain fans are just emotionally charged empaths, they just dont know it yet," and he left the room
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sometimes ill accidentally brush my boob and be like 👀 oh! oh hello 👀 like i forgot i had these 👀 how we doin, ladies?
#we all fondle our own boobs right#right guys#...guys#guys?#Guuys#GUUUUYYYS#GGGUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS
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my bf's mum made banana bread (almond flour, low carb) (safe for me) i took a bite and teared up (in private) actually cried because of banana bread. this is what sibo and restricted diets does to a girl
#i will eat the Entire Loaf#i wont actually there'll defintely be complications#still fantasising about it
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instead of complaining about the prices of animation programs (toonboom👀) i've decided that i'm going to win the lottory so i can afford them
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getting high but also insisting on playing splatoon in ranked heehehehehehehhehe actually doing quite well all things considered. the sky is really blue today 😈
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the juvenile butcher bird that sits on the fences around here warbling is my friend. i wish i could understand it
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today i bought a croissant scented candle, 85% dark chocolate, a pomeranian gacha toy, almond perfume and a vintage gurren lagann book which is in amazing quality but the pages smell like someone did a poo in it
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my little mind is questioning my omelette methods and the potential magic thats going on. they only turn out good when someone's watching me. when im ommeletting alone, it ends up so dry and lifeless i donate it to the trash. this is like the opposite of what should happen. the judging from another actually makes me perform better lmfao
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