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I'll never forget it when I saw someone on here last year saying that stumbling into Tumblr's current userbase in a seemingly dead app is like emptying a trash box and finding an underlying racoon society, or something like that. Whatever it was, this is a perfect and flawless description of what this place is, no room for debate whatsoever

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you’re laughing. elon musk essentially told everybody to go outside and touch grass by ACCIDENT bc he’s limiting how many tweets you can READ bc he won’t pay his bills and you’re LAUGHING

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All I wanna see now is Twitter being sold to Yahoo for 2 million dollars

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As a Brazilian, he's not actually socialist but he does hold a few progressive-leaning views and that's more than enough for all the delulu conservatives to accuse him of being a socialist or a communist or whatever, just like they do to anyone who doesn't blindly allign with them. However, he's right about how there's no shame in being a communist.

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A single spark can start a prairie fire. 

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As a Twitter refugee who's currently on Bluesky, I had the idea of coming here after ages just to see the people here laughing at how stupid this whole thing is. I bet that whoever still stuck with Tumblr after everything it went through in these recent years is feeling so validated right now, as they should be 💁🏽‍♂️

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rest in piss you hateful old cunt

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If a piece of trash like her is disturbed at you, it means you did everything right

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

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Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

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take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are (remembers im playing at a gay bar on bear night) men

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This has been said multiple times already but it really sucks that you literally cannot get anywhere without cars

How is driving so fucking normalized I'm going to fucking die and kill people with me this event happens every day

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“Hey, look at me, I’m actually getting followers who aren’t sex bots!” exclaimed my little innocent self right as I was about to have my mentions perpetually wrecked by sex bots

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The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

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its crazy how some names last forever and some dont. we had marcus antonius and guys today are still named mark or anthony. we had ten million english kings named charles or james or william and we still have those. hannibal was a carthaginian general and it couldve last longer as a name if it wasnt for hannibal the cannibal. but no guys are named gaius or octavius anymore. so many names are now considered old people names bc theyre not popular anymore. how do names go out of style or last so long like what the hell

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"it sounds like she's pulling an amber heard" i'm about to Pull your limbs from your body

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Getting fact checked by your own website that you paid 44 billion dollars for.

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BREAKING: Ticketmaster announces it will put remaining Taylor Swift tickets in Wonka bars for five lucky children