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Fallout: New Vegas

-The Latest Cool and Hip™ reboot movie from Bethesda

John McWhiteman was just an average joe working his 9-to-5 in Vegas. Stuck as a small time accountant working for the biggest casino on the strip, he dreams of making it big, when his world is turned upside down! When he’s struck by lightning on the roof, he’s suddenly transported to a wacky post apocalyptic wasteland version of the city of sin, where only the strong survive, as John quickly finds out. When he’s comically robbed at gunpoint for his favorite souvenir silver poker chip, hapless fish-out-of-water John accidentally gets caught up in a plot between the biggest gangs in the wasteland to take over the city. With a wacky, ragtag group of companions, John will encounter Boobs, guns, and just maybe… the true meaning of friendship

STARRING:

-James Mardsen as John McWhiteman

-Justin Beiber as Arcade

-John Cena as Boone

-Danny Trejo as Raul

-Matthew Perry as Benny

Mellisa McCarthy as Veronica

-Tilda Swinton as Cass The Movie:

-Constantly breaks the fourth wall and references pop culture

-it simultaneously makes inappropriate jokes as if it was aimed at adults, but it’s so stupid and juvenile that it’s also trying to appeal to kids. It constantly censors itself because they want a PG-13 rating. No one is allowed to say fuck (not even once)

-Tilde Swinton gets cast as Cass. She spends 7 months living in the Mojave desert as a ranch hand preparing for the role. She gets 5 lines in the movie and doesn’t even appear on the poster.

-There’s several poop and/or fart jokes 

-There’s a John Cena joke that has aged like milk

-Bud Light product placement

-Benny dabs

-Veronica says “ok Boomer” to Elder MacNarama

-Forced Horse Armor Joke

-An arrow to the knee joke also

-Somebody says ”It just works” when they’re talking about the Platinum chip plan

-During the tent scene Caesar says that he “cancelled” Joshua Graham

-Rex is renamed Dogmeat for no reason, also is horribly CGI’d. There are hours of embarrassing footage of a man in a morph suit acting as dogmeat in the behind the scene special features, and they attempt to pass this off as a marvelous feat of special effects 

-There’s a Todd Howard Cameo that’s incredibly unsubtle. 

-Lily is in it for 5 seconds and she’s dumb like an east coast mutant

-13 minute Benny sex scene

-In one scene Vulpes Inculta is forced to do the whip and nae nae when he’s trying to blend in in the Tops casino and he cries

-When they introduce Caesar there’s a joke about him doing aerobics in his underwear and drinking wasteland-approximate starbucks-ish drinks before he makes public appearances. We get a gratuitous ass shot for the joke while Big Booty Bitches by TSpoon DJ Squad plays over it, and it permanently haunts your mind for the rest of the film

-Danny Tejo and Matthew Perry reprise their roles, they look like they’d rather be anywhere else

-Just when you think the movie is finally about to be over, The movie ends with a dance party where Vulpes shows up again and leads the cast in what’s arguably the worst, low energy rendition of “what does the fox say” ever made. It clashes with the rest of the film tonally despite everything else in it, and the cast look like they all want to die.

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Ykno that one meme? "If fallout nv was a d*ck I don't think some of y'all could suck it hard enough". Yea that's you

name a dick more worth sucking

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Kudos to fanfiction writers for writing about all the trauma and emotional and mental turmoil that the original content creators dont acknowledge when putting characters through hell

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Oh, Mercy! Which one of you strapping young bucks will catch my fall?

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“Arcade’s conflict is about his identity. He is torn between a sense of loyalty and tradition to his father and adoptive family and a desire to be independent, self-made. He feels caught between generations and cultures and isn’t sure who he should be or how, if at all, to use the “legacy” (material and otherwise) left to him by his father. Arcade’s endings are intended to reflect that no one is damaged more by reality than the idealist. He does his best to be practical and rational, but there is a strong idealist streak in him/the Followers in general. In some of Arcade’s “best” endings (meaning, the circumstances he thought he wanted), he is still somewhat disappointed by how things turned out. In his “worst” endings, he can wind up bitterly disillusioned, brutally murdered, crucified, casually executed and discarded in a ditch, or even defiantly suicidal. Arguably the worst ending is the one in which Arcade is given to Caesar as an enslaved doctor. The existence is so unbearable to him that he does what the historical Cato the Younger did at Utica: rather than give Caesar satisfaction, he disembowels himself. Like Cato, Arcade cannot live in a world where everything he tried to resist has come to pass.”

— J. E. Sawyer on Formspring (via madanach)

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watching a fallout blog start posting venture bros content makes me so happy as I love both!!!

dude.... I just watched the whole series on hulu after sleeping on it FOREVER and I'm ridiculously enamored with everything about it

the tone, the pacing, the characters, the humor just took me plumb over

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Deliciously-garish early 1990s looks, fresh from Venture Industries

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chillin with my peeps (and my main man, the monarch)

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Some Venture Bros. extra babes, because there are too many good characters to choose just one.

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mutuals do this

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House Always Wins

Happy Birthday Old Man

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gummy lamas

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why am i allowed to draw

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