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SYNDICATE BOSS CAPTURED

At a recent sting operation in New Dehli, the crime lord Beatrice Genovese and her entire family have been captured. Sources say that the operation was carried out by CBI Operative Anushka Tiwari, who lured the family to her home. Witnesses report the “Media Princess” Gioanna Gigante, niece of recently dead crime boss “The Chin” was also arrested at the scene but was in a state of despair and anguish that will never be undone by any amount of therapy because it seems that SOMEONE broke her heart.

In other news……. India and China have been accused of funding the Olympic Massacre by BSO.

Saudi Arabian forces captured the Mexican delegate. While the search is underway for the Mexican delegate, it is still unknown their whereabouts.

After long negotiations, the Moscow City Police seem to have absorbed the KGB operations. It’s complicated but that’s the gist. MCP: 1 KGB: 0

Switzerland has taken over Liechtenstein and used propaganda to influence Model UN students to raid the (now abandoned) MUNich Olympics.

West Germany, in response to the invasion, has sent two ICBMs; one is headed towards East Germany and the other seems to be headed for Moscow.

China’s communist government was replaced by Minnie Zhao and her cronies.

Japan is going to the Moon! They plan on finding out if it’s made of cheese or not.

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THE CHIN IS DEAD and other Mob fancy things

The infamous crime lord has been reported to have died in his home. He was injected with a needle that had cocaine mixed with his daily alcohol injection because, yes, he is that much of an alcoholic. His sister, Beatrice Genovese has now assumed the throne as the rightful heir. This has upset many members of the ICS, including Chin's son.

After the disaster as the Munich Olympics and the nuclear scare at the INTERPOL, a new organization, the United STEMinist State, has risen to power in the Eastern bloc. In a recent statement, the group declared that any threat to the rights of women will be punished with nuclear might. Interestingly, this statement sorta sounded like Beyonces “Who Run The World?”....

In light of the death of President Higgitt of INTERPOL, Canadian Intelligence Officer Justin Bieber has been placed as interim-President. He was selected by the executive committee. A second body of President Higgitt was found in Quebec.

Word from Germany seems to indicate that a scuffle along the border between East and West Germany has escalated. East German forces are now reported to be inside of West Berlin, a direct violation of long standing status quo. Anthrax was also released all over the Soviet Union, mostly in uninhabited Siberia.

A new crime group has emerged from Russia: the Soviet Sweethearts are currently in connection to a series of breakouts in gulags. The Russian federal government is currently in a panic trying to maintain control but it is likely that the Sweethearts will take control of the government soon (as long as nothing happens to them themselves).  

Protests erupt in Russia. One protest outside of the Kremlin began as peaceful but soon turned violent, after KGB officials tried to disperse the crowd. The crowd entered the Kremlin and many people were arrested. Another protest was out of control from the beginning and the violence has ended in the deaths of 3 KGB officers.  

Murders of KGB officials have been officially connected to the Moscow City Police. The state of the USSR is currently in the hands of these two organizations. Who will win? We may never know.

Finally, the entire KGB has been trapped by a woman named Natasha Romanoff. While other sting groups are suspected to still be active around the world, much of their Soviet influence has come to an end.

A statement from the STEMinist State has announced that “all state leaders have been ousted and replaced with radical STEMinists and have declared their loyalty to the United STEMinist movement.”

Power has been cut over all of France. There are no suspects yet at this time.

The MPS has been revealed, in a covert recording of ICS operatives, to be working closely with the Triad to extend the trade of Heroin and Opium, most recently across North America.

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DEATH OF HAGGITT

The death of President Haggitt of Interpol is shaking the world. The late president's body was found bloated floating in the Don River in Toronto. It was discovered by a fisherman and his son, who is probably scarred for life.  Strangely enough, the body was irradiated. 

From a reliable source, Giovanna Eualtieri, the cousin of Vincent Gigante, was spotted leaving the Château Marmont in LA California. Her ultimate destination was not discovered by the LAPD, but a key witness in the hotel assessed the room she was reported to be staying in. Interestingly the room was covered in the remains of cocaine and rose petals are scattered on the bed, along with many scandalous photos of a woman in the Interpol uniform. Sources could not identify the Interpol agent's face but it appears likely she is in the current special meeting of Interpol, and is clearly engaged romantically with a mafia princess of the ICS. 

A second anonymous tip report of a black Ferrari driving around New Delhi, then no one saw who exited the vehicle. This car is identified identical to that driven by Anushka, the CBI representative to Interpol from India like why this car was seen in the background of many photos found near the Château Marmontx. This communiqué is a suggestion for the Indian delegate to be placed under formal investigation within this Interpoll committee to learn more about any connection she may have to the ICS. 

In other news: 

Word coming out of Moscow is concerning. The Kremlin is reporting dead officers found in their patrol cars. While there is no current information on what is happening, there is a corresponding uptick in random crescent moons around the city, seemingly in support of the murders. The Moscow City Police are currently investigating the situation.  

The Moscow City Police report arresting Stanly Tucci, the head of the Bratva crime family. Through an anonymous tip, they were able to apprehend the crime lord at his house in Leningrad. He is being transferred to a KGB prison for further interrogation. 

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OLYMPICS START AND CORRUPTION

The Munich Olympics opened yesterday, with audiences and coaches flooding the stadium for the opening ceremonies. It received the highest ratings of any live event this year. The current gold medal count is 1 gold for the USA, USSR, and Saudi Arabia.

The committee nicknamed ‘the Fuzz’ released their final report of police agencies paid off or blackmailed by the ICS. They are Federal Police of Mexico, the NYPD, Scotland Yard, RCMP, Ministry of Public Security for China, Fed. Office of Police, Yugoslav Militia, Polizia di Stato, and France. 

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Weekly Bulletin

Paris – An INTERPOL forensics lab has run analysis on the shrapnel that killed the East German border guard. It matched similar shrapnel used in bomb making by the Iraqi government, and Black September. Why it was used in East Germany is still unclear.

INTERPOL Headquarters were broken into last night by a ICS goon squad, run by a figure nicknamed ‘the Shik’. Three security guards were killed in a firefight with the ICS members, and 10 more were injured. A mysterious agent named Natasha Romanoff thwarted the attack so it was unsuccessful. Dante was asked about the shik and mentioned that there was no one in the ICS by that name, calling it a false flag attack.

Finally, the tragic passing of the French President’s children. During a peacekeeping mission to Algeria, terrorists claiming to be Pakistani rebels infiltrated the French family's security team during a trip to a French colony school yard. A bomb went off, killing the children of the President, Pierre and Claudia, as well as 5 others and injury many more. 

The Chin was spotted in Los Angles near the 

In other news:

East Germany and the USSR were accused of planning an attack on the United States and West Germany, according to the West German government. The New York Times broke this story which features many documents outlying a plan. 

The Kremlin is reporting an attack on an armory north of Leningrad where 5 armor vehicles, 30 boxes of guns, and 100 cases of ammunition were stolen. The attack is currently being thought of to be perpetrated by the International Crime Syndicate.  

Internal Corruption investigations by INTERPOL have been progressing with the committee saying they can have a list of dirty cops within a week.

The Olympics are starting in a week. The head of the IOC has been criticized for not providing enough security but commentators have called it the largest event yet.

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Weekly Bulletin

ROME - Polizia di Stato caught a man escaping at the airport in Rome who was the driver during the killing of Dickopf. They were stopping a searching anyone who looked vaguely Jewish as an eyewitness described the driver as such. Polizia di Stato questioned the driver under intense interrogation when the driver mentioned that he only knew the shooter’s first name, Benedict. He also mentioned that the ICS is not as united as they once were. 

LONDON - There has been a push by national governments to investigate their own police forces. The Prime Minister announced Her Majesty’s Commission on Police Corruption who called the Vice Chief of Investigation, Sue Black (Baroness Black of Strome). Vice Chief Black mentioned that corruption and bribery happens on all levels and that they were personally informed that corrupted police officers work for INTERPOL. 

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Indian News is reporting that a 15 year old boy was found in Los Angles. He was discovered to have been beaten and was taken to a hospital. India accused Pakistan of human rights violations as several brands on the boy were from the Pakistani Army. 

The Olympics have requested additional security due to the political situation in Germany. 

100 Kilos of marijuana were caught by Brazilian Police in the doors of a car. The cars origin was Colombia. This is the tenth car this month that came from Colombia which caused Brazil to accuse Colombia of looking the other way on drug smuggling. The Brazilian President called Colombia “a corrupt hell-hole” for which Colombia kicked out the Brazilian Ambassador.’

An Israeli hotel was bombed with Black September claiming responsibility. 30 civilians were killed, including 7 children. Also killed was the Mexican ambassador to Israel. 

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List of countries signing on to the Interpol Standards Document:

• India • Ireland • France • Spain • Portugal • Italy • Oman • Iran • Saudi Arabia • Israel • Poland • UK • Japan • Argentina

•West Germany

• Greece

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INTERPOL Weekly Bulletin

East Germany has put out an APB on Benedict Stahl and BKA police have started sweeps of the area around the Glienicke Bridge. American forces near the bridge have restricted access to some areas due to NATO security concerns. INTERPOL advisors have been sent to preform forensics for the BKA. The Stasi are not cooperating with INTERPOL advisors at this time. The INTERPOL forensic team has found that the shrapnel that killed the East German soldier was launched from the speedboat, not as a result of the scuttling attempts as previously thought. 

A mole within the ICS told Australian police that he overheard the second in command of the ICS, Dante Tomaino, mention that Stahl was in a safehouse “east of Germany”. 

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INTERPOL has published a first of its kind list of standards dealing with national sovereignty. Several member states have signed on to this document, which allowed INTERPOL agents into their countries if the investigation deals with organized crime. The state departments of the USSR and the USA have not signed off yet.

The Polish Minister of Finance has suddenly resigned after a tape leaked of him with a prostitute. It is unclear at the time how it will affect the new education standards announced by the Polish state.

`The Montreal Canadiens have beaten the Chicago Black Hawks to win the Stanley Cup in game 7.

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Breaking News: Violence Crosses Berlin

East Germany Border Guards on Patrol After Last Night’s Events

BERLIN - INTERPOL observers have confirmed that an outbreak of violence took place near the Glienicke Bridge in Berlin after a chase with police last night. At approximately 10 P.M. local time, an illegal gambling house tied to the ICS was raided by the Bundeskriminalamt (BKA). A low-level ICS street boss, Benedict Stahl was the target of an investigation by the BKA relating to illegal gambling and extortion. Stahl managed to escape out the back of the house and led police on a high-speed chase through West Berlin. When he reached the Havel River, Stahl’s entourage got in a speed boat and crossed into East Germany.  

When BKA officers approached the border crossing, they tried scuttling the escaping boat. The boat was hit with low grade explosives, but still made it across the river. Shrapnel from the explosions hit an East German soldier on patrol.  East Germany border guards and the Stasi responded to their soldier’s distress call and a firefight broke out between the two police forces. No further officers were killed but three Stasi and two BKA officers were wounded. The fighting lasted 7 minutes. The West German government is claiming that the fighting was an accident, however, the East German government is claiming that the BKA purposefully hit their soldier to provoke a response. This could lead to unprecedented escalation of the already teetering status quo in Berlin. The global community is concerned about the status of the upcoming Munich Olympics. 

Stahl is still at large and wanted by the BKA on charges of illegal gambling, extortion, and evading police. 

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