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sometime in the early 100’s

simp: can i take a peek at your-

person: can you take a peek at my what?

simp: *rethinking life choices* no its just a new word i made up

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you truly cannot convince me that money is real. fym we ran out of money? just print some more. ThAtS nOt HoW iT WoRKs- where does money come from then?🤨

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when olivia rodrigo said ‘my brain goes blah blah blah blah blah blah blah’, i felt that on a deep spiritual level

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no you may not ask for a favor or any help at all because i will say yes and i really just dont have it in me to adjust that right now

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its the fact that i only just realized why ellen pompeo and mariska hargitay were in the bad blood music video. it was like my brain woke up from a coma and i felt like a god until i told my friend and she was casual about it. now i just have complete and utter confirmation that im slow as hell.

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i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money i need the money-I DONT NEED THE PEOPLE I DONT NEED THE PEOPLE I DONT NEED THE PEOPLE I DONT NEED THE PEOPLE I DONT NEED THE PEOPLE I DONT NEED THE PEOPLE I DONT NEED THE PEOPLE I DONT NEED THE PEOPLE I DONT NEED THE PEO-

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apparently i have a near anxiety attack every time i have to go into work. unfortunate, cuz of course i love interacting with pissy people for hours.

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i ghosted one of my therapists the other day and she was so sad about it that she had one of her friends call me to convince me to make an appointment.

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i wanted my friend to listen to a playlist i sent and i yelled at her in a voice note and she texted me back calling me a twat.

she had her airpods in on high volume.

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yes i read a taylor swift ff for the first time and i dunno why because she’s not even one of my celebrity crushes and i will also not be sharing it or taking recommendations. thank you.

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being forced to go to food therapy because my friend called me good boy is some other level shit

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in time really made me protective of my mother and no i will not be discussing it with my therapist, thank you

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my brother is having me download a game to play with him and a couple of his friends from like 6 years ago. god help me, im trying to be on my phone LESS YOU OVERGROWN MANCHILD

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following someone on here who i know irl is so weird, like why are you posting stuff at 3 am babe, we were supposed to be insomniacs together

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also i havent cried yet but its fucking coming, i know that much. ive been so tired of trying to keep motivation n shit and then right when i was gonna give up, its actually going to continue. like what the shit. dont play with my feelings like that you little bastard, uncle simon, you.

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warrior nun got saved and i think the world is now starting to heal a lil bit. just a lil bit. just a 🤏 lil bit.

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im shitposting on twitter rn and im terrified my new job is gonna find it