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my sister lives with a cat named squangela

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“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

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does this to you

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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you have to outlive donald trump

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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forced eye contact will always make me weak as fuck. like grab my neck and force me to look at you while you fuck me

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I will never forgive fake progressive people for condemning any part of the demographic administration during this time and silently advocating for Trump, while contributing towards making this as close an election as it is. If Kamala did half of the stuff that Trump does, including nearly falling trying to find a door handle (after numerous claims of Biden being senile), she would be called all kinds of sexist and racist slurs, unfit and the punching bag for not taking her job seriously (so nothing new). To deny (or ignore) that Trump is homophobic when pretending to put a dick in his mouth, not to mention anything that has come out of his mouth as long as he's been running or in office, while throwing a crying fit claim that Kamala is horrible for trans rights is absolutely idiotic and in complete lack of awareness. You have always had two options. And if I see one more person say, "give me reasons to vote for Kamala..and not being racist, sexist, or homophobic isn't good enough", I'm gonna lose my mind. Wake the fUck Up.

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Sorry folks but no one's ever gonna come up with a better network name than

Bravest little signal of them all.

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Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

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THE RULES FOR ELECTION WEEK:

1. EAT

2. HYDRATE

3. PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE REGULARLY

4. TAKE A WALK / MOVE YOUR BODY

5. USE DISTRACTIONS FREQUENTLY (MUSIC, TV SHOWS, BOOKS, ETC)

6. SET A TIMER FOR WHEN YOU DOOMSCROLL AND THEN STOP DOOMSCROLLING WHEN IT BEEPS

7. SERIOUSLY GO EAT SOMETHING

8. TRY NOT TO GET ALCOHOL POISONING

9. BREATHE

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