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insert-dangan-joke-here · 3 years ago
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rarepair headcannons: shuichi x korekiyo
what has become of us
korekiyo is very interested in shuchi’s work - and often gets very ~excited~ when talking about serial killers (and their idiosyncrasies in particular)
movie nights on the couch (spoiler alert, they cuddle !!)
they play with each other’s hair
shuichi googles how to braid, and does a very bad job of trying it on korekiyo. korekiyo, already knowing how to braid, sighs, and shows him (doing them perfectly) “what are you doing??” “t-trying to uh.. braid you hair” *sighs* here, let me show you. *does it perfectly* “wh??? how??”
korekiro absolutely loves some of shuichi’s really subtle mannerisms, and often gushes over really obscure things shuichi does that he probably doesn’t even notice himself
korekiyo definably knows shuichi’s tell, but pretends he doesn’t.
definitely the type of people to spend time doing their own thing in a shared space, and consider it spending quality time together.
korekiyo tops, hard. 
inside people, but every now and then korekiyo will take shuichi along to museums, and shuichi will listen to korekiyo talk about the history and culture behind the artifacts, not really knowing what the fuck he is on about, but enjoying his partner’s happiness all the same.
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insert-dangan-joke-here · 4 years ago
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makoto has a dating life?
 so uh.... while we discussed shuichi x everyone... we did them the same with makoto
five seconds later, we had realized we had given him a dating life throughout high school (aus ver - yr 7-12)
 Makoto enters year 7 (Middle school, basically) and confronts himself about the fact he liked Sayaka for all of Primary and has done nothing for it. He gives himself a smack and asks her out.
They date for like, a month or two before Sayaka breaks up with him be she ‘wants more’. He is pretty beaten up about it.
At the end of that year, there is a party of some kind. There he meets Toko Fukawa, resident outsider looking lonely. He is kind to her and says hello.
At this point, still upset over Sayaka, he feels the need to keep himself distracted with another relationship. He somehow tricks himself into liking Toko to get over Sayaka (rebounds are never good). Toko has done the same because of her unhealthy obsession with Byakuya.
They get together but neither of them are really into it. They don’t hang out at all during the end of year break and a month into year 8, Makoto confesses he wants to break up and Toko is very, very relieved.
They become friends after this. Makoto also happens to be friends with Sakura as well and half-way through year 8, they get together. All things considered, it’s one of Makoto’s healthiest relationships so far.
At the end of year 8 however, things don’t work out. You see, Sakura has realized she is not into guys. At all. She breaks up with Makoto on good terms and they remain pretty close friends. Bonus round: makoto helps wingman Sakura to get with Asahina, as the only thing that seems to scare Sakura (among all things ever) is talking to a girl she likes.
During year 9, Makoto wants to get closer to Byakuya... for some reason (you have 3 guesses why and the first two don’t count) Toko strikes up a friendly rivalry over this and they compete for Byakuya’s attention. This is mostly fleshed out to be a friendly rivalry that is mostly a joke (mostly. We think.) 
However, at the end of the year... Toko ends the rivalry, finally having realised how unhealthy her obbession with Byakuya was. She’s had a bit of self-reflection and realized she wants someone who will actually, yanno, like her. (And who is preferrably a girl, , ,, , ,)
Soon after this, Makoto expects his infactuation with Byakuya to die down, still under the impression that his will to get to know him was light-hearted and almost comedic in nature (just like the nature of the banter between him and Toko.) Oh boy was he wrong. Promptly, he freaks out.
Makoto, during the end of year break, has a big fat bisexual crisis.
As an unhealthy coping mechanism (to fall back into what he already knows, and is ‘safe’), during year 10 he gets back together with Sayaka. He had liked her for a long time and dating her was easy.... right?
During this, Makoto’s friendship with Kyoko starts too bloom. Coincedentally, Sayaka has also striken up an unusual friendship with her, as study buddies (Sayaka is being carried, hard.) Bonus concept: Sayaka gives Kyoko a cute panda keychain as a token of their frienship. While it is not entirely the type of thing Kyoko would own, she puts it on her school bag in appriciation. 
Makoto then begins to nurse a crush on Kyoko, rejoicing in the idea that his bisexual crisis has come to an end. So caught up in the early obsession stage, with Kyoko, Makoto is unaware that his feelings for Byakuya have not subsided, they have just been put on hold.
Feeling guilty for dating Sayaka as a rebound, (combined with the fact that he thinks he has slighty recovered) he then realizes he should break up with her because dating her for safety was a bit of assholish move on his part.
Kyoko also begins to like Makoto near the end of the year and politely asks Sayaka if she is okay with her pursuing Makoto (knowing that they dated last year, but not that they had all that history in both her primary and “middle” school (year seven). Sayaka (hesitantly) says yes.
Sayaka is....bitter over this (hypocritically). She didn’t like him romantically, but she liked his attention; having him there, he was “convenient”.
Kyoko and Makoto get together a little ways into Year 11 and as their relationship progresses, Kyoko’s and Sayaka’s friendship slowly deteriorates
In other news, Sakura and Aoi have been going strong for a few years and Toko has gotten together with Komaru. This only strengthenes Toko’s bond with Makoto, as the whole situation becomes one massive joke. Makoto is honeslty unsure how to feel about Toko dating Komaru, but Toko bullies him for feeling insecure about it (which lightens the mood a bit). This brings them back to their light-hearted banter dynamic they used to have with the Byakuya situation (although this time supporting less toxic behaviours.) Bonus: Makoto often asks how on earth Toko can put up with dating his sister, (and jokingly adding, over him.)
After the honeymoon period (when they hit the 3 month mark and Makoto’s blind adoration has died down,) Makoto’s feelings for Byakuya once again bubble back up. This leads him diving head first back into his bisexual crises, only this time freaking out over the fact that with the rise of these old feelings, his feelings for Kyoko have no diminished in the slightest; and he has no intention of breaking up with her.
Kyoko knows that Makoto is crushing on Byakuya (it’s pretty damn obvious) and while does she harbour continuous and stable feelings for Makoto, she is more concerned about their friendship, his relationship with himself and his personal identity. Kyoko knows and believes that he will sort himself out eventually, and is more concerned with that than the status of their relationship. She comes to the conclusion that if Makoto were to break up with her, she would be okay; satisfied knowing that he had come to terms with himself.
Unaware of the fact that Kyoko knows that he is clearly crushing on Byakuya, Makoto spends months riddled with anxiety, going back and forth, back and forth. He considers polyamory; and continues going back and forth, back and forth in his mind.
Kyoko takes note of how anxious and awkward Makoto seems to be acting, especially around her, but is patient with him and acts oblivious to aid in his comfort.
When Makoto finally comes forward with the truth to Kyoko, Kyoko is (not shocked but) pleasantly surprised that Makoto has no intention of breaking up with her. Instead, he rambles on about his feelings, and about how he wants to try polyamory, stressing that he thinks it’s okay if she doesn’t want to, but he wants to be open and honest with her,, blahdy blahdy blah... she’s okay with it all
They discuss the outlines and possibilities of the relationship with Byakuya, she expresses how she would not want to date as a three way but is happy for him to date both of them, and really helps Makoto flesh out his feelings. (It’s a lot easier for him when he’s talking to someone other than himself.)
She aids him in his strategy for confession.
Makoto wants to get some solid advice. He asks Toko about what she knows about Byakuya considering her previous... infatuation. She refuses to get involved with that again. At first.
One all-nighter later, she hands Makoto an entire stack of documents and threatens him to never bring up Byakuya again. (he agrees.)
Makoto then confesses to Byakuya who replied with “Please hold. I will get back to you within 3-5 business days.” Before swiftly exiting the premises, never to be seen for the rest of the week. (out of embarrassment, he took the next three days off “sick”.) It took him a hot minute to process (he short circuited the moment Makoto said shit.) Side note: Byakuya developed feelings for Makoto a while back, but ignored them for quite some time (mistaking them for hatred for a while too.) Irritated with his inability to conceal his feelings, he starts being meaner to Makoto then he usually is - but this only sparks even more interest from outside parties. Byakuya just results in avoiding Makoto completely. Safe to say when the confession came (in which he was not expecting at all, he was a little taken aback.)
Both Sakura and Toko give Byakuya the shovel talk (on seperate occasions)
Toko also gives Makoto the shovel talk (with a lot more intensity then with Byakuya.) Makoto brings up the fact she said not to mention Byakuya again, to which Toko threatens him and they laugh.
Just before graduation Sayaka and Kyoko rekindle their friendship. Hurrah for wholesomeness.
Bonus bonus: the universally shipped couples in the grade are Mondo and Taka, as well as Sakura and Hina. The grade requests they have two homecoming kings and two homecoming queens, expressing to the board that as a cohort their are four people they just cannot pick between. Thinking this would be between two straight couples, the school agrees, and the four go along with pretending to be straight. After the announcement, and all four are on stage, they quickly switch positions and kiss their respective s/o. The crowd goes wild.
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insert-dangan-joke-here · 4 years ago
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rarepair headcannons - shuichi x toko
we decided to discuss the possibility of shuichi x everyone and then found some rarepairs we were a bit too hung up on fleshing out. here is one.
shuichi comforts toko and tries to reassure her of things, despite not being entirely sure himself.
toko feels guilty about using shuichi for emotional support, and sometimes pretends to be repulsed by his offers of affection, but secretly appreciates them.
genicider syo is either excited by the idea of having a “pretty boy” all to herself, or mildly annoyed that she cannot kill him.
syo is very protective of him and will slice up anyone who dares hurt him. 
at one point toko tries to break up with shuichi in order to protect him from syo, but then is faced with the predicament that she may try to kill him. (as he is no longer “protected” by the “boyfriend” label)
genocider syo often threatens him with violence, such as poking her scissors into his throat or running them along his collar bone. shuichi is intimidated by this and slightly discomforted but puts up with it for toko. then it evolves into one of two things; one. he eventually becomes entirely desensitized to it, and syo becomes annoyed that she can no longer surprise him / put him on edge (but keeps trying nonetheless) two. after a while he starts thinking “am i into this ????” and everything goes downhill from there.
shuichi does not tell toko about any of his detective work, to avoid triggering her fear of blood. syo is overly interested, but he avoids showing her murder cases in case she gets any, “ideas”.
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